bronesty

Honesty that is maintained between two bros that must not be broken. Bronesty is stronger than honesty. It is swearing on the bro code to swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, even if it means having to admit that you're gay.

Tim: In all bronesty, why did you get a broner when you were just looking at me?
Boris: Bronestly, I think I'm gay.

by Timbo-Slice January 3, 2010

Broner

An unintentionally manly inspired boner.

You're a guy getting a massage from another guy, and its nice, its relaxing then all of a sudden you get a little tingle; that my friends, is a 'broner'.

by Addeh September 24, 2007

Brohemian

A person who exhibits behaviors and tendencies normally associated with both 'Bros' and bohemians (or 'hipsters'); a person who does not consistently self-select into either of these categories; a person whose nightly reading includes both Pitchfork and Men's Health; a person whose knowledge of and emotional investment in the careers of Bruce Willis and Ingmar Bergman are equally thoroughgoing.

After exchanging artisanal cheese recipes and discussing some of the more evocative lyrics from Neutral Milk Hotel's minor works, the brohemians argued over what Michael Bay film to stream on Netflix, finally resolving the matter with a pull-up contest.

by Bobro May 29, 2011

brolemia

Bulimia, an eating disorder characterized by binge eating and purging, except specifically in males. Similar in nature to "manorexia."

"Dude, why does Nick always go to the bathroom to vom after pigging out?"
"I dunno man, maybe he has brolemia."

by amfin January 21, 2010

Brosemite

Derived from the "bro"sensation, Brosemite refers to a close friend, preferably one close with nature, that is overall a chill bro.

I dunno Brosemite, maybe go to Joshua Tree and listen to some U2 albums

by DoobieSauce227 August 25, 2010

Brocember

The month long of winter break activities between the fall and spring semesters of college within a group of bros. Usually starts in the second week of December and ends the second week of January. It's terminology comes from taking out the "Dec" in December, and adding "Bro" to create the word Brocember. Activities can include: chilling, hanging out, partying, etc.

Jake - "I'll be back home from college on Tuesday!"

Sam - "It will be a fantastic Brocember!"

by Brohiem the Bro January 3, 2013

brone of silence

Similar to the cone of silence, the Brone Of Silence is used to announce that the conversation between two or more bros is confidential. Usually used when a bro is asked by another bro's girlfriend how many sexual partners her boyfriend has had. But can be used in practicaly any situation. To brake the Brone Of Silence is a severe violation of the sacred bro code.

Bro #1: Bro, I have to tell you about last night!
Bro #2: What's up?
Bro #1: Wait first, I'm enacting the brone of silence.
Bro #2:.... {the rest of this message will not be displayed because the Brone was activated}

Bro #1's Gf: How many girls has my boyfriend been with.
Bro #2: I dunno...

by AgentF January 22, 2014