Brotester

Will go to political protest, but never alone, only with some bros.

Jamie is a bit of a brotester - he only seems medium interested in the cause, I think he's just here to hang out and show off his porkxedo.

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

brolifter

A person, most times a man, that spends six days a week in the gym training a classic bro split (Chest, Shoulders, Back, Legs, Arms, Biceps) whilst maintaining a Ronnie Coleman diet (aka rice, chicken and broccoli four times a day), also avoiding cardio training at all costs. He typically manages to make some gains with this method and them shows it off in the nightclub wearing a shirt that probably fits his little sister, but certainly not him.

„I swear, if you don‘t start doing 30 sets for biceps every day, it‘ll never grow.“
„Dude, you‘re such a brolifter.“

by HorstSeehofer October 14, 2020

boisterous oyster

The unfortunate return of that night's seafood dinner after a night of binge drinking and said seafood is deposited in the parking lot on a cold night resulting in a stream of warm air rising from the pinkish pool.

Brian: What was that noise?

Jolee: I left a boisterous oyster by the driver-side door of my neighbor's car.

by arceebee April 1, 2011

broster

A combination of a bro and a hipster. Has the party-lovin attitude of a bro but the pretentious taste of a hipster.

Broster: Dude, you wanna chill and drink some 40s after the Akron show?

by POWERGOD June 12, 2008

blomster

Sub-par performance of oral sex performed on a male member.

Harrison was going to sleep in Owen's room, but Owen was receiving a blomster and locked the door.

by Sonny D. February 4, 2009

brister

(bris-tur)(n) 1) a female sibling that has more masculine qualities than feminine. 2) a male sibling that has more female qualities than male. 3) shim. (usually referred to as an it instead of a person)

This is my mom, dad, and the unfurtunate life form, my brister

by hozey777 September 7, 2005

Brogesterone

(noun) - a steroid hormone released by the mans deferens, during periods of intimate bromanship, that facilitates the engrossing of the corpus cavernosum resulting in a broner.

Mark and Todd spent Sunday afternoon together at the football game, and as the afternoon progressed, with both sharing pleasantries and enjoying a few alcoholic beverages, their levels of brogesterone steadily increased.

by kropwniski May 24, 2010