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bromiserate

To commiserate, or express pity or sympathy, between bros. Most commonly used to refer to the period after a breakup.
-"Is Jeff alright?"
-"He's taking it pretty hard, but I went over to bromiserate over a few drinks last night. I think it helped."
by PhilipTheSnowman November 25, 2009
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Bromidic

The love letters that Tom writes to Jenny are awfully bromidic.
by ecklipz99 May 10, 2011
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brovide

providing bro-like paraphernalia for all the other bros
Hey man, let me brovide you with another beer
by Tophat Turtle March 10, 2009
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bromie

A guy friend who surpasses best friend. A bro who is known for 10+ years. Practically brothers, you can even go to each others family and no one will turn a head.
James: Dude i love going to your family reunions, except for when your ugly cousin Gertrude hits on me. Thank god we're bromies so i could make the excuse that we're like family.

Austin: I know right, same with with your ugly sister Tyler.

James: I'll drink to that dawg.

Austin: True...True! To bromies!
by Bromie-o August 27, 2009
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bromidity

The moisture residue that accomulates on a plastic or leather chair after a man sits down for awhile in an air conditioned room and then gets up to leave. Even though the pants are not wet, moisture manifests itself because of the difference in temperature of the cool chair and the hot.. ummm..crotch.
Brad: Have a seat in my cool office... you look hot from being outside all day.
Richie: Thanks man.
A few minutes pass..
Richie: Well, I gotta go! He stands up..
Brad: Whoa dude! That's a lot of bromidity on my chair there!
Richie: That's wierd; my pants aren't wet either!?
by BeHugeNow January 21, 2012
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bromode

See definition of 'curlbro'.

Somebody who only works out his arms and neglects everything else. Unproportional/Unaesthetic fitness people whose main goal is to impress others with their big arms. These people are in full-on bromode.
John: You know what I like about all those bromodes in our gym? The power-rack is usually empty. No waiting time when you want to do squats!
Jim: Yeah man, gotta love them curlbros.

5 minutes later

Jim: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I CAN'T DO MY SQUATS BECAUSE ONE OF THEM BROMODE ASSHOLES IS USING THE SQUAT RACK FOR HIS INCLINE CURLS.
John: I CAN'T DO BENCHPRESS BECAUSE THERE'S A FUCKING CURLBRO SITTING ON THE FUCKING BENCH DOING CONCENTRATION CURLS, WAT THE FUK MAN.
Jim: FUUUUUUUUU
by Broseidon_ December 11, 2010
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brosiden

king of the brocean

what more is there to say?
brosiden, king of the brocean
by lulwut February 7, 2008
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