by naheedz September 7, 2017
Get the brokie mug.The king of all the broskis. There can be more than one broking. Brokings are like the leaders of the group and still have to follow the basic broski rules. They can elect other broskis and even some brokings.
by Eddy Goytia October 22, 2009
Get the BroKing mug.Bro 1 "hey bro, you free Thursday to come cougar hunting?"
bro 2 "hold on man I'll check my brovailability. Yeah bro I'm free! It will be brolarious"
bro 2 "hold on man I'll check my brovailability. Yeah bro I'm free! It will be brolarious"
by Aimzybamzy June 15, 2010
Get the Brovailability mug.A broken or damaged Nokia phone. Widely considered as mythical and nonexistent, as Nokia phones cannot be destroyed.
Not to be confused with another urban legend the Bro-Kia, a Kia car for your bros, as most avoid the humiliation of being seen in a Kia. Seriously. Don't drive a Kia.
Not to be confused with another urban legend the Bro-Kia, a Kia car for your bros, as most avoid the humiliation of being seen in a Kia. Seriously. Don't drive a Kia.
Guy 1: Have you ever seen a Brokia?
Guy 2: Yeah, I saw last summer when I saw the Loch Ness Monster.
Guy 1: Is the sarcasm really necessary?
Guy 2: Is driving a Kia really necessary? Seriously, just take the bus.
Guy 2: Yeah, I saw last summer when I saw the Loch Ness Monster.
Guy 1: Is the sarcasm really necessary?
Guy 2: Is driving a Kia really necessary? Seriously, just take the bus.
by TheRealJLike January 12, 2013
Get the Brokia mug.A word used in question form to ask "Is that okay with you, bro?" rhetorically. Often used as "get over it", I'm going to do whatever I want.
by arewefreakingolden January 2, 2009
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Women look at a brotail and read; sexy, dangerous, and brooding, yet vulnerable and sensitive deeper down...
Some men just don't have the inclination to cut their hair.
(Occurs most often in males just having moved out of their parent's house, without anyone to yell at them to cut their hair, especially artsy ones which supposedly gives them the right.)
Women look at a brotail and read; sexy, dangerous, and brooding, yet vulnerable and sensitive deeper down...
Some men just don't have the inclination to cut their hair.
(Occurs most often in males just having moved out of their parent's house, without anyone to yell at them to cut their hair, especially artsy ones which supposedly gives them the right.)
Bro #1: "Hey, how long has Andy been going to art school for?"
Bro #2: "Judging by the length of his brotail, I'd say about two years."
Bro #2: "Judging by the length of his brotail, I'd say about two years."
by CaptainJesse February 21, 2010
Get the brotail mug.Items used to lure one's bros to one's apartment for the purposes of brorape.... usually consisting of a Wii or an Xbox 360, and a 12 pack.
"So Brian says to me, 'Hey Bro, come on over so we can play COD on my Xbox... I got the beers'... I didn't realize it was just fucking brobait."
by Orochiniko March 4, 2008
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