Broment

A moment two bros share when their minds connect and they think the same thing at the same time.

"Bro dude that chick has a nice enough ass for a nice roll in the hay."
"BROMENT."

by therealbrofessor March 22, 2010

broment

n: a moment between bros, usually regarding a sexual conquest, failed sexual conquest or planning a circle jerk

John: "Bro, you totally banged that skank last night."

Jim: "Yeah, bro, she was like: 'Yeah daddy! Give it to me!'"

John: "Whoa man, I'm totally getting wood thinking about it! Score!"

Janet: "I'm going to go. You two stay here and enjoy your broment."

by BTheWordMaker April 13, 2008

bromentum

a form of momentum created solely by a solid number of your tighest bros. this cannot be maintained unless an equally solid level of quality tail is achieved while the night is still young.

ugly chicks or a general lack of cooter are often detremental toward bromentum.

"We had such good bromentum going into the night...too bad Todd had to kill it by inviting that group of swamp donkeys"

by The Bodmaster March 4, 2009

Brotentious

1. Having the quality of wanting to be regarded as more swole, cool or alpha than they really are;

2. The act of thinking your gym is far superior to anyone else's gym.

Mark: I just went to Planet Fitness and I enjoyed it.
Tony: Bro. No one is getting swole at Planet Fitness.

Mark: Serioulsy, stop being so brotentious.

by broboi69 June 3, 2016

Bragentina

Contraction of the proper nouns Brazil and Argentina. Quick, shorthand way to reference both countries at once. These two countries are often mentioned in the same sentence because they are the largest South American countries by size and economies of scale.

If you aren't in Bragentina you don't have a presence in Latin America.

by Amir S. January 6, 2009

Broment

A moment between two men, usually involving feelings of fraternity or camaraderie.

After a big win, Scott and Brian had a broment and embraced for 30 seconds.

by Nancy Goldman Tate February 6, 2014

Broment

An emotional moment between men

After watching mighty ducks, Adam banks couldn't hold his stick up, I then was brokent hearted with this broment

by Kvera February 28, 2010