brog

The state of being after taking a fat fuckin chomp o the weed protein cookie.
Homie 1: Damn bruh u good dog?
Homie 2: brog
by brogman March 03, 2021
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Brog

The name of a strange young amphibian in the depths of the Amazonian jungle. Their favourite food is genital secretion and dung.
Niny: have you heard of the legendary brog?!
Brooke: it’s right here bitch 😜
by Poo girl May 08, 2023
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brog

To brag about somebody or something on a blog. You can brog on your own blog, or in a comment on somebody else's.
"Hey John! Great presentation yesterday! I totally brogged about you this morning!"

"Hi Tara. Thanks for brogging on my post today! What can I say? I'm a born genius!"
by Karen G. August 21, 2008
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Brog Mode

The ability to simultaneously complete one's schoolwork, homework, or another arduous and mentally challenging task while having an extremely lively social life (typically in the form of nightlife, or any social event that involves alcohol).
"Dude, did you see that Tyler is doing his Calculus homework in the bar over there?"
"Yeah, Tyler is in total Brog Mode right now. He doesn't give a fuck anymore"
by flakypoop July 26, 2023
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Brog’s law

Originating on iFunny, Brog’s law states that if you laugh, then it is funny
“Dude that picture of a homeless man being crucified wasn’t funny”

“According to Brog’s law, it actually is”
by Trumpac July 23, 2020
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