Brocember

The month long of winter break activities between the fall and spring semesters of college within a group of bros. Usually starts in the second week of December and ends the second week of January. It's terminology comes from taking out the "Dec" in December, and adding "Bro" to create the word Brocember. Activities can include: chilling, hanging out, partying, etc.

Jake - "I'll be back home from college on Tuesday!"

Sam - "It will be a fantastic Brocember!"

by Brohiem the Bro January 3, 2013

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Brocest

When you have any sexual or romantic relations with a bros family member.

Bob is into brocest. Mans fucking Tom's sister.

by BONTYYYY August 9, 2017

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Brocery Store

An imaginary store thought up by a bro consisting of endless isles stocked with mountain dew, polos, halo, wii, jack johnson CD's, black dildos, family guy and crocs etc.. Typical everyday commodities sought out by a true bro.

Talan, "um.. bro why do you all of a sudden have a boner?"

Brock, "bro, just thinking about a future brocery store again."

Talan, "ya bro I figured.. take me there with you bro..take me there."

by ontoptheworld May 29, 2009

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brucedropemoff

A loser

Person 1: hey do you watch brucedropemoff on twitch?
Person 2: Shut the fuck up and hand over your lunch money already, dweeb.

by Deo Killers June 4, 2019

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Braced

Braced is a term used to describe the act of getting ready and put together. You can also use it to describe someone looking "braced."

"Alright let me just get showered and braced and then I'll come over"

"Damn that guy over there is looking hella braced"

by Lolhihoe February 21, 2015

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bromeditated murder

when a bro plans and carrys out a murder on a fellow bro

girl 1: Did you hear about Terry killing Steve?
girl 2: Oh dear, no.
girl 1: Yeah, it was bromeditated murder in the first degree.
girl 2: Oh shit, son.

by brotographer September 24, 2009

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