Britney Spears

Used to be considered "one of the hottest women in the world," but is now known to be "someone's fat mom."

Man #1: Did you see that kid's fat mom? Ew.

Man #2: Dude, that was Britney Spears.

by Noshemalenocry November 5, 2006

Britney Spears

Someone whose next career move is to star on cakefarts.com

Britney Spears is so lame, the only way for her to succeed is to audition for cakefarts.com and fart on a cake

by Schongerberger October 20, 2008

Britney Spears

When you go into a downward spiral & start shaving your head bald and go into rehab.

omfg!!!! that dude just pulled a britney spears!!!! lol

by Wild since 1986 April 21, 2007

Britney Spears

Everytime I look at her I cry... literally.

Britney Spears: La la la, I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world, My boobs are plastic, IT'S FANTASTIC!

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by Rozze September 3, 2008

Britney Spears

The Queen Of All Sluts..."Maybe"

EW Britney Spears Just Kissed Madonna

by Seagulls Of Satan September 29, 2008

Britney Spears

friggin bitch that would end up naked on the tv very soon..

Britney Spears is going on a break..good riddance..

by mcflymad December 10, 2004

Britney Spears

An artistically useless pop singer who relied on the "naughty Catholic schoolgirl" image to skyrocket her to fame, and even claimed to be virginal and pure, before going all slut on America and producing millions of pre-teen skanks. She is now married to America's number one wigger. (See Kevin Federline.)

Friend: Remember when we used to own Britney Spears dolls?
Me: Yeah, but then we got brains, cut off all the dolls' hair, and dismembered the damn things.

by Quack Quack May 25, 2006