A dale brisby

To ride a bull, spur him
Hard, score a 90, then say "you ain't no cowboy" as you walk off the beaches of Winnebago.

Man 1: did you see that 90 point ride?
Man 2: he pulled a Dale brisby

by Yeahboycowboy August 1, 2019

Briseyda

Briseyda is a very beautiful girl!!!A gorgeous girl who is so beautiful she intimidates guys with her beauty.She a shy type of girl,that always looks out for her friends.And is very smart!Girls are jealous of her, guys wanna have her.Shes an honest and loving person who isnt afraid to speak the truth.She is a good person INSIDE an OUT! She is always pretty no matter what, morning, noon, and night. She is prettier if she is a brown haired and brown-eyed!! She is trustful and the best friend you can ever have!A Briseyda is smart, generous, thoughtful, artistic, creative, kind, caring, amazing person.You don’t want to lose her!

Briseyda;smart,trustworthy,loving,beautiful,brave,caring,nice,artists,nice sense of style

by Briseyda November 12, 2017

Bristol Meth

Methedrone. Tomato plant food that was first used recreationally in Bristol.

You got any Bristol Meth mate? No, do I look like a tomato grower?

by Sparky Panel November 15, 2009

bristee

The coolest, most amazing person you will ever meet. Never a dull moment around her, consider yourself blessed to even walk in her presence!

So i met this girl today, Bristee, and she's probably the best thing that has ever happened and will happen to me!

by airldaf June 2, 2008

Bristol Factor

The scale used to rate shit in hardness
10-painful rock
1-sloppy joe

oh I got a Bristol Factor 2 just now. I had to wipe for half an hour

by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009

Bristol Palin

A description of the situation when one accidentally impregnates the daughter/family member of someone politically known/vaguely important e.g. the story of the original Bristol Palin.

Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion.

Generic male 1: "Dude I was totally boning President Obama's niece last week and now she rings telling me she's preggers."

Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?"

Generic male 1: "Dunno but have a good life."

by Dr. Torn Face October 3, 2010

bristle scrunchie

The metal part between the bristles and the handle on a paintbrush

Try not to get any paint on the bristle scrunchie

by BreakfastClubGirl May 7, 2021