cris browned / browned

Hitting,beatting or bitting someone ..
Or browned

Damn that guy got cris browned / browned .

by sixty2 March 7, 2009

Bobby Browned

Randomly crapping your pants in front of a lot of people: i.e. on national television, reality show, in a store, or at the gym. Then showing no shame whatsoever.

"That dude at the gym just Bobby Browned it and kept right on working out!"

by crackshits March 19, 2010

Chris Browned

To get punched, biten, or slapped in the face repeatedly by someone you have had sex with.

Guy 1: Rihanna got the sh!t beat out of her!
Guy 2: Yeah man, she got Chris Browned !

by NJTrooper February 11, 2009

Browned

To be owned or knocked out by a "Bro" or one with Bro-like qualities.

1st Guy: "Damn, did you guys see The Jersey Shore last night?"
2nd Guy: "Yeah Snookie got Browned!"

by Thuglifemax January 27, 2010

Dee Browned It

When you are having sex with a girl, and she is not as attractive as you'd wish she was, but you would like to pretend that she's absolutely gorgeous. You bury your face into your arm, just as Dee Brown did when he won the 1991 NBA Slam Dunk Contest, as a Boston Celtic, with the "no-look" dunk, while you are on top missionary style. You hide your face in your arm, close your eyes, and pretend that it is someone else that you are having sex with, always much hotter than the cow that you're doing.

An alternative usage is when you have no money left to your name, but use your credit card instead with reckless abandon, closing your eyes and swiping it without concern of what you can really afford.

Pete: How'd it go with that fat cow you picked up the last night?

Scott: Pretty good actually, I ended up Dee Browning it and pretended it was Jenna Jameson the whole time, even though we both know she looked a lot like Rosie O'Donnell. It all feels the same when the lights are out.

alternate example:

Pete: How'd you afford that new T.V.? You haven't worked in months.

Scott: Not to worry bro, I just Dee Browned it on the card. Who cares? I don't. Let them banks come and get me.

by southsidewaterman May 4, 2009

Chris Browned

To forcefully beat upon a member of the female sex.

Chris : yesterday i went over to pauls house and saw the wierdest shit...

Joe : Yeah?

Chris : Yeah apparantly paul had asked for lasagne for dinner and Rachel has cooked him taco's he completely went off the Reservation and Straight up Chris Browned the Bitch!

by Briefencounter November 22, 2009

browned pants

Pants that have recieved the aftermath of a rectal release.

Man 1: Hey what the fuck, theres a huge shit skid down the side of Roberts leg.

Man 2: yeah looks like he's wearin' browned pants. Thats fucked what a freakin loser, lets push him over.

Man 1: Nah can't be screwed, lets go to yours and play CS.

Man 2: Ok.

by angustus March 17, 2008