A real life Greek goddess who, despite her best efforts in making ugly gifs on SpeakEasy, is always erectilely stunning.
I watched Get Hard the other day. The Alison Brie lingerie scene made it clear why they named the movie that.
by Already Hard February 23, 2017

by Roshay December 18, 2013

A WWE Diva named Brianna Garcia Colace, but her name in WWE is Brie Bella and she is one half of The Bella Twins. Her other twins is Nikki Bella. She also married a WWE Superstar named Daniel Bryan.
by Idk wat tht is June 9, 2014

by alisonbrieissuperhotandstuff May 15, 2010

The context of describing why the divorce rate is 40-50% in America.
When a Brie Larson is defined in conversation, all white males are required to attend a gladiator match where Brie Larson will watch the contestants fight to the death in an audience of feminists.
When a Brie Larson is defined in conversation, all white males are required to attend a gladiator match where Brie Larson will watch the contestants fight to the death in an audience of feminists.
Friend: How’s your wife doing?
Me: Not good. Im filing for a Brie Larson.
Friend: May the odds be in your favor.
Me: Not good. Im filing for a Brie Larson.
Friend: May the odds be in your favor.
by Chickenmaster691 March 12, 2019

Verb: To cut the tip off of a wedge of brie cheese. This is impolite as brie should be cut along the radius.
by ohazza November 10, 2010

Cécile stayed the night, we had some cracking sex but it took me several washes to get her Twat Brie off my black bed sheets.
by Jam Warm October 6, 2016
