Brickitis

The disease of brick. A disease that lives and clings to people who are severely stupid. Also know as bricks. Most bricks cannot hear a dog whistle and will rob you of your gum to satisfy their gum addiction.

John- Can you hear that dog whistle?

Linda- What dog whistle?
John- I’m sorry but you got brickitis
Linda- Can I pls have some gum? I need it!

by RyguyRomes November 27, 2018

Bronchitis laff

When you laugh but no noise coming out except for a wheeze and ah dry dry cough. Therefore you suffer from bronchitis laff syndrome.

Omg her bronchitis laff is killing me.

by eatyossy April 28, 2021

Bronchitis

The throat sickness someone gets from giving too much neck.

Whoahh, Stacey got a serious case of bronchitis from that party last night.

George couldn't come 'cause he was suffering from that odee case of bronchitis from that rager yesterday.

by Thereliablesource June 15, 2012

bitchitis

The state of acting extremely bitchy. Usually used to describe a person who is habitually bitchy, and is currently exhibiting a particularly bad case of his/her unpleasant attitude.

Don't mess with her. She's got a bad case of the bitchitis this afternoon.

by khiddy June 12, 2005

Bitchitis

A fictional disease that causes someone to become a bitch. To get rid of it, you have to sanitize your hands with hand sanitizer within 24 hours.

Don't touch her or else you'll catch bitchitis.

by Joshhyyyyyyy July 2, 2016

cardiovascular bronchitis

If you are looking this up, you are probably going to die. It is a deathly disease, that you would bleed from every orifice. If the first symptom is coughing and cannot stop. Go tell your mom because you probably have less than 24 hours for you die.

Person: Doctor something is wrong, I cannot stop coughing.

Doctor: Are you bleeding anywhere?
Person: Well, I went to poop and blood came out.

Doctor: Oh, no.. you have cardiovascular bronchitis...

by TheSickDick February 17, 2020

bitchitis

when someone is such a bitch that you think they must have a disease because they take bitching to a whole new level

she is such a bitch. she must have bitchitis

by unc.tarheels July 4, 2008