breastitution

Noun. Settlement compensation that is blown at a gentlemen’s club

B: I heard that Ttam finally got his restitution from that hit and run that totaled his bike. What kind of bike did he buy?

G: Yeah, but he didn’t by a bike that was a breastitution check. He cashed it in for a fat wad of singles and made it rain at the club all night long.

by Mike Herman April 26, 2008

breastist

A person usually male who judges another person usually female by her breasts. The stereotype breastist is known for his "the biger the better" attitude that has become almost a cliche, in their world this is given more thought than even what kind of car to drive.

My uncle George Teton used to always say "hey man, look at them _ _ _ _. He prided himself in never saying the same sexist term for the mammillary protuberances and I would just say "yo dude, whatever you breastist".

by eggmann November 3, 2009

breastesist

being of or similar to a breast or "boob"; an irritating or simply irratating neadrathol; anthony; shelby.

oh my god shelby was being such a breastesist today when she knocked micheals apple out his hand.

by THE tatter tot January 17, 2011

Breastesticles

Having a set of testicles, one on each nipple.

Johnson lifted up his shirt and unveiled his hairy breastesticles to the world.

Charlie stroked his breastesticles cause it felt good.

by The Horny Batman May 10, 2009

breastestes

a girl whos breast are oddily shaped and small(one breast bigger then the other)

dam girl ur breastestes are like my grandmas and she aint even got titts.

by marrisol August 11, 2006

breastest

A partner in crime when hard at work.

How bout' it there breastest?

by Bresto September 3, 2016

Beastfist

The act of fisting someone or somethings orifice in a beast like fashion.

Remember the time where the three Columbian bitches & the two kilos of coke. Then we went home & I went beastfist on yo ass gurl.

by Bishnuu January 9, 2022