marco bruschi

MY ITALLION STALLION <3
he beat me up with pudding..
its not fast food.. it only takes 5 minutes.. dumbass
I HEART YOU!
MWA MWA MWA MWA MWA MWA!

Cass "man it would suck to be anyother girl in the world" marco is my love

by mwa December 15, 2003

Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb

Losing one or more contact lenses in dooty water from having your head shoved in the toilet after performing a blumpkin.

Katie had to get new contacts after her man gave her a Blumpkin Bausch & Lomb.

by You know who I am I'm A.C. Dammit February 28, 2008

bausch

when you get in trouble by a sports coach

You got bausched when you scrooged around at practice yesterday.

by Shannon Adams July 22, 2008

Braschayko

loves bags of dicks... and April! And mixing jello, milk, and pudding then putting it in the oven. Is the best straight male CHEERLEADAAAA EVAAAA!!!!!!!!!! is foreign

"Dude Andre, whyd you eat that bag of dicks? I was saving it for later!"

"Because Im a Braschayko fool" -(Bra Skank Ho)

by April may Ride her July 11, 2010

bruschi

A douchebag native to the New England area.

That dude totally ate my cheese steak, what a bruschi.

by Z-Al November 6, 2007

bruschetta

(noun) (pronounce Broo-shett-a) - a best friend (usually a female) who turns his or her back on you. A friend who is very close to you and then ends all contact and makes no effort to be close friends. Reasons for noncontact are unexplaned and result from boyfriend/girlfriends, immoral activity, or even hermitude.

-"Wow! We used to be best friends in high school, now we're in college and I never hear from her."
-"She's such a bruschetta"

-"I saw my bruschetta at the dinning hall today"

-"We're such good friends, I don't want us to ever become Bruschetta's"

by Girl with a Bruschetta, you know you've got one too. December 30, 2007

braunch

the area between the genitals and anus; taint, grundel, chode

t'aint the balls or the anus- 'tis the braunch!

by the guyyyy June 15, 2006