Batard

Fusion of Bastard and retard clearly meaning Retarded Bastard

Jeese why is Elo being such a batard to me

by Ben Scott February 2, 2004

brotarded

An otherwise intelligent person who dumbs down their speech and mannerisms in order to fit in with their bros.

He's not really as dumb as he sounds. He's just brotarded.

by tallyhotallyho December 31, 2007

Batardy

Batardy when you drink double Bacardi and Diet Coke all day and get silly/retarded drunk.

“My girlfriend Pixie drinks Bacardi all day and gets Batardy.”

by Dazzlin Biker Chick October 28, 2022

blatard

Cross between blatantly, and retard - like "blatantly, you're a retard for even asking"

housemate 1: shall we get drunk and go out tonight?
housemates 2 -7: Blatard!

by Rojiepojie August 24, 2007

Bartard

Someone who gets addicted to Xanax and goes insane unless they’re already insane which they probably are if they do xanax. Bartards are not human they are lizard people who wear fitteds and shit out of their mouths.

Braden is such a bartard he let JT touch him and he don’t even remember it.

by Junkiest December 1, 2021

batard

A bat without a father.

That bat lives alone with his slutty mom. He is a batard.

by BrianBrian November 10, 2008

Brutard

1: The state of being brutish, and retarded at the same time.

2: Someone of large stature, that sometimes goes through random bouts ranting, and raving.

OMFG!1!!11 LordBrad1 iS BeInG sUCh a BrUTaRd 2 THoSe HeLPlesS N00bs oN ThE rOB ZOMbIE MESsaGE BoARd!!!111

by LordBrad1 December 8, 2004