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Charles Van Den Branden

A pussy as lil #goon and #civilian
You see that guy Charles Van Den Branden? He a whole as bitch
by Jonskinator December 7, 2022
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Brandens penis

Girl: whip out dick
Branden: pulls it out
Girl:You have a brandens penis
by Girl that is hot December 7, 2018
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branden

Branden is really hot and a boy who plays basketball and football and on his free time he enjoys playing the game “fortnite” hes extremely cute in “GREY SWEATPANTS” 🥵🥵🥵 but he’s rather shy and keeps to himself most of the time, he’s not a player really he’s only had one girl friend. a boy with the name branden is most likely to have a twin brother... who is really ugly but the more easy going twin. in conclusion a dumb girl named “aubree” will like him and not know how to get over him.
why is branden so hot in gray sweatpants?
by shhh don’t tell May 15, 2019
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Branden

Branden is a lit and sweaty fortnite player who watches porn every night and is a girl magnet.
Omg it’s branden should we do a threesome ?
by Gughuy July 9, 2019
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Branden

evil monster the no taller than 5'11 , mf will use u just to f , likes girls way outta his league , frm grape . likes his d sucky
damn branden he aint shit frfr
by yo momma ate that give me November 22, 2021
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Branden

person 1: "bro you see that thing in his pants?"
person 2: "Bro that's an intense moose knuckle, must be a Branden"
by peepeepoos July 3, 2022
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quarter brannen

A quarter boner/half chubb. When a male is excited, but not quite aroused.
"This girl was putting the moves on me, but after I noticed the bulge in her panties, it was nothing but quarter brannen.
"Person 1:So I was watchn this fat porno last night, shit was weird.
Person 2:Shit, you probably got a quarter brannen"
"I almost had sex with this chick last night, but I was 12 shots deep, so all I could muster was a quarter brannen."

Also see: chubb boner erection limp dick
by Wingo Dango February 22, 2014
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