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He created an app similar to tinder called farmersonly.com which he sold for $5.7 million dollars and moved back to his hometown of Imlay City where he reconnected with old school friends and now covers everyone's bar bill.
Have you met my friend, Brando California?
Oh god here comes Dammit Donald, Nick the Dick, and Brando California!
by Midgetnick June 16, 2019
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brando calrissian

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Usually a man named Brandon at birth but then reborn as Brando Calrissian as a reference to Star Wars.
Your new name, shall be Brando Calrissian...
by IveRanOutOfNames December 4, 2019
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Brando Mouth

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A condition a person gets when their jaw is swollen thus leaving them incapable of speaking coherently much like Marlon Brando.
Scott just got his wisdom teeth taken out and now he'll have Brando Mouth for the next two weeks.
by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010
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Truly the greatest storytelling visionary to embody the fantasy era zeitgeist of our post-modern capitalist society. His contemporary philosophical book series 'Mistborn' is the unrivalled marker of true talent, and really exemplifies the rampant dystopian consumerism present in our society.

Some say Brando Sando is the next coming of the equally legendary author Jojor Wel. Others claim that he's the "most voraciousist of them all!" Whoever he is, rest assured knowing his fame and sheer literary talent lies unmatched, at the very peak of modern storytelling, and rivalled only by the great philanthropist, philosopher and literary scholar, E. Carle.
In all regards, it should be implored to make Brando Sando Mandotory reading in schools.
Slava Brando!
average arrWriting user: "If you like Russian literature similar to that of Dostoevesky, you'll love Brando Sando!"
Another arrWriting user: "Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell. Show dont tell".
by Kongjie June 3, 2022
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Brando Off

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To bring not giving a shit to a whole new level, to completely stop caring about what is expected of oneself and let yourself go with abandon while flipping the bird to the world, much like the actor Marlon Brando did in his later years.
To be considered the greatest at something that you don't even take seriously while laughing at people who take you seriously and not give a fuck.
I love that scene in "Sid and Nancy" where Sid Viscous actually dances to disco music, he's THAT punk! He totally decided to Brando Off.
by Ford Leiden December 27, 2009
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Brando FUCKING Harber

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The dude who doesn't give a fuck. If you piss him off, he'll punch you in the cunt, you little shits.
Joe: OH SHIT! Its that Brando FUCKING Harber kid! EVERYONE, FUCKING RUN!
by BRANDO FUCKING HARBER January 3, 2013
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brando jacket

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A jacket similar to the one worn by marlin brando In the wild one, also worn by travolta in grease and mel Gibson in mad max
Rockabilly hipsters love there brando jackets
by bob boberton July 30, 2015
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