A complicated, strong & rare creature. Truly fascinating & defines intensity in every way. They have intoxicating beauty & entrancing minds that'll drive you to more; despite getting bit!
Places they're found:
- Anywhere shiny, expensive, or cue is
- Curbstomping that b*tch who wronged her
- Chasing random cute dogs so she can pet
If spotted, don't be fooled by 'innocent' nature of walking alone. Be protected during eye contact, you'll get a judging look that cuts to your core. If "the smile" is received, you can approach w/ some safety -Hiphop should be played to distract
Made it past 1st encounter w/ dignity & health in-tact? You're on a journey w/ a woman who is the most demanding, amazing, frustrating, loving, stubborn, adorable variety of all! Love & passion never die as a partner & they are always at 110%. A fantastic friend, lover, mother, & accomplice. Survive the judgements & hang-trums, & you have someone who'll be loyally yours to the end (or until you're kicked to curb).
Tips for bringing a Brandy into your life:
- They ALL suffer from a terrible disease known as EDL (Excessive Drama Leakage) so there are always little drama puddles nearby. Drama sacs are invisible so a petite Brandy seems like minimal space req'd but the sacs auto-expand to at least 85% of the avail. area.
- Love can be bought w/ home BBQ
- Food ends ANY argument
- If dogs or videos & pictures of dogs, or any other "Awww" animal content is near, you DO NOT have her attention
Places they're found:
- Anywhere shiny, expensive, or cue is
- Curbstomping that b*tch who wronged her
- Chasing random cute dogs so she can pet
If spotted, don't be fooled by 'innocent' nature of walking alone. Be protected during eye contact, you'll get a judging look that cuts to your core. If "the smile" is received, you can approach w/ some safety -Hiphop should be played to distract
Made it past 1st encounter w/ dignity & health in-tact? You're on a journey w/ a woman who is the most demanding, amazing, frustrating, loving, stubborn, adorable variety of all! Love & passion never die as a partner & they are always at 110%. A fantastic friend, lover, mother, & accomplice. Survive the judgements & hang-trums, & you have someone who'll be loyally yours to the end (or until you're kicked to curb).
Tips for bringing a Brandy into your life:
- They ALL suffer from a terrible disease known as EDL (Excessive Drama Leakage) so there are always little drama puddles nearby. Drama sacs are invisible so a petite Brandy seems like minimal space req'd but the sacs auto-expand to at least 85% of the avail. area.
- Love can be bought w/ home BBQ
- Food ends ANY argument
- If dogs or videos & pictures of dogs, or any other "Awww" animal content is near, you DO NOT have her attention
1. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (noun): "If you are throwing a house party, 1 Brandy is the equivalent of 3 norms & will keep it poppin or throw-down if shit gets real"
2. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (verb): Guy: "I slipped in a Brandy puddle last night" Friend: "you spilled your drink?" Guy: "no, something happened at my girlfriend's work so her drama bags were leaking all over
3. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (adj.): Friend: "Congrats on the engagement! What's Brandy like?" Me: "She's definitely a Brandy" Friend: "No shit she's Brandy, what's she like?" Me: "Exactly! She's not like anything but herself"
2. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (verb): Guy: "I slipped in a Brandy puddle last night" Friend: "you spilled your drink?" Guy: "no, something happened at my girlfriend's work so her drama bags were leaking all over
3. 'Brandy' - ˈbran-dē (adj.): Friend: "Congrats on the engagement! What's Brandy like?" Me: "She's definitely a Brandy" Friend: "No shit she's Brandy, what's she like?" Me: "Exactly! She's not like anything but herself"
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Get the Brandy mug.Creating a permanent marking in a human or animal by heating a metal object, often molded to form the shape of the owner's initials, and pressed hard into the receipent's body.
This was common among farmers who branded their cattle to identify them as belonging to them. This can also be found in extreme BDSM and sadomasochistic scenarios, where the dominant partner "brands" the submissive partner as his or her own.
This was common among farmers who branded their cattle to identify them as belonging to them. This can also be found in extreme BDSM and sadomasochistic scenarios, where the dominant partner "brands" the submissive partner as his or her own.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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