Brandience

Your targeted brand audience.

We have to appeal to our brandience if we are really going to launch this line.

by tangatopanga September 3, 2016

Brandiva

Brandiva is a term coined by fans of The Killers as a nickname for lead singer Brandon Flowers. Brandiva truly refers to 2005 Brandon Flowers, who wore guyliner on-stage, but can be used whenever Flowers acts somewhat as a superficial diva onstage.

Girl #1 - Hey, did you enjoy The Killers' concert last night?
Girl #2 - Yeah, but Brandon Flowers turned in to such a Brandiva!
Girl #1 - I know right, he even brought back the guyliner!

by BangBang02 May 9, 2018

Brandie

When your best girlfriend friend used to be down but now is acting super lame.

I got the spiciest ramen for everyone to try and now she is acting like a total Brandie and doesn’t want to participate.

by KevinHandren May 17, 2021

Brandish

An obscure dungeon crawling RPG by Nihon Falcom. The game was released in 1991 on the PC98 and FM Towns and later ported to the SNES and PC Engine. The story follows a wandering swordsman named Ares Toraernos, who is pursued by his nemesis Dela Delon, who has accused him of murdering her teacher. The two fall down into the sunken ruins of an abandoned kingdom and you must navigate Ares out of the game’s stages. Brandish was successful enough in Japan to get 3 sequels and a PSP remake.

Person 1: “Dude, I just played Brandish on PSP!”
Person 2: “Awesome! Ares is my favorite character!”

by Dong Jr. December 29, 2022

Brandie

A Great Mom!!!. She is very funny,caring,big-hearted,Nice,Generous,Good-Looking, And Gorgeous. She Is Very Tall usually with bright blue eyes and a very slender body. she will comfort you in your darkest of days. and will always put the "fun" on boring afternoons. she is usually a woman in her twenties and will take it as a compliment if you say she looks younger. (BTW). She does.

Guy 1: Isn't she great!.
Guy 2: Yeah!!. She Is So Gorgeous.
(Both Guys): Run Over and Kiss Brandie.

by Kf2004 November 23, 2018

Branislav

If this is your name, you probably play Warcraft by night and kill people by day.

Dude1: Yeah, that branislav over there just stabbed the shit outta those whities, and then he busted out his laptop to play some wow.
Policedude: What.

by laurawho October 28, 2008

Brandism

The religion of Russell Brand or also known as the Russelligion. The genius on legs has FINALLY been awarded what he quite frankly should of had the day he was born HIS VERY OWN BEAUTIFUL RELIGION. citin'. Brandians are the name of his worshipers who take these nine brandmants very seriously.

1. When using everday words you must convert them into a Brand phrase.
eg. 'That is exciting' now simply becomes - 'Citin!!! Also ridiculous becomes ridicularse. etc.

2. Thou shall always buy the right kind of cat food.

3. Thou shall not miss Saturday night mass. (BBC radio 2 show)

4. One must always treat animals fairly.

5. No prisons, punishment is totally conducted by PIN PINing.

6. Thou shall always refer to the Booky Wook if ever in doubt

7. If bookywook is signed thou shall make a shrine to russell (and from time to time collect things he has touched to make a collection of holyness)

8. Hair must be massive at all times. Elnett hairspray shall always be used

9. One must always acknowledge the appearance of new boots.

If any of these brandments are broken and/or disused, one shall be punished by severe PIN PINING and squashing under some holy rootin' tootin' boots.

Viva la Russolution

When one is faced with such questions as -

"whats your religion?"
"what is god"
"what are your beleifs"

One must simply answer, "Im a brandian, Russell brand is my god, And my beleifs are in the Brandism Bible which states that the Russolution is coming, I can feel it in my hair"

by SohoAnn January 22, 2008