Branden

A butthole jerk and loves to annoy his siblings and is weird

I cleaned the basement why are you yelling at me branden

by Gfihvyjgg December 8, 2018

Branden

he's a real-life ginger..... he is also a witch and kind of an asshole but his mom still kinda loves him for who he is. but shes also a little scared

need to turn your friend into a frog contact Branden

by borob October 30, 2019

Branden

Branden is the most perfect guy in the world. He’s sweet, a goof ball, loveable, and all around the best guy you could meet. Branden is a quiet guy in public but around you or his friends he’s a burst of energy. Branden is unlike anyone you’ve ever met. He is super funny and you see no flaws in him, only perfection.

“Branden is amazing”

by your bestie grace August 19, 2019

Branden

A really tall guy who people call a giraffe. He’s really sweet and caring. He will never let you down or make you feel left out. His feet size is out of the world but he always has a good style of shoes

“Did you see that giraffe?”
“Oh yeah that’s branden”

by Postpaid September 8, 2019

Branden

A bald white man who’s signature style, used to include a baseball cap

“Branden always wears that baseball cap so he doesn’t get a sunburn on his bald head”

by ♡☂♪ＮＡＥ♪☂♡ June 29, 2021

Branden

A bald white man who’s signature style, used to include a baseball cap

“Branden always wears that baseball cap so he doesn’t get a sunburn on his bald head”

by ♡☂♪ＮＡＥ♪☂♡ June 29, 2021

Branden

A beautiful girl given a boys name because her parents thought everyone would know who The Brandenburg Concertos are.

“What’s your name, Brandy??”
“No, Brand’E’n the E makes it feminine. It’s Branden
I blame my parents for that one…

by The original wolf October 11, 2021