braille

Language spoken by severely drunk people.

Peter was so blind last night, he was speaking braille.

by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006

Junk Braille

Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".

I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!

by Keg Flexington October 25, 2009

braille face

A person with extensive acne.

"One word, braille face: dermotologist"

by Singleweird August 27, 2005

Braille

secret code word for marijuana, used in Pennsylvanian berbs.

"Annie, I need the braille"

or

"Do you know where the braille's at?"

by BlueberrySpaceJaymz January 12, 2010

drive by braille

"Bots dots" are raised plastic reflective bubbles that are placed on the top and bottom of the white and yellow road stripes, named after the chemist who designed them and found mainly in California. Driving over them results in a thudding that keeps you in lane. Driving by Braille, or "Braille Driving" is when someone is so drunk they navigate by the sound and vibration alone - or worse, lean out the window and feel their way along the road to find their way.

"George Bush was so drunk when he was pulled over, he must have been driving by Braille with one hand on the wheel and one on the road."

by I have an answer for everything December 19, 2004

brailled

When a male ejaculates all over his partner's eyes

I absolutely brailled that chick last night.

by DisthemanWHAT January 23, 2008

Braille eyebrows

Eyebrows that are too pale and/or sparse to see; they're invisible but they're there.

"He's pretty handsome, but he doesn't have any eyebrows." "He has eyebrows!" "Well, maybe if you touch them. He has Braille eyebrows."

by leshka321 April 29, 2009