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Home to slow driving old people, hott girls, and kick ass guys. One of the most boring places in the world to live. Everyone here knows how to party and exactly where the party at. High schools such as Manatee, Bayshore, and Southeast can be found here. Also home to many pot smoking teenagers.
Bradenton: Laguna Beach on crack.
Bradenton: Our crack whores will beat up your crack whores.
by Shannon Albritton September 30, 2005
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Dawg, the Delaware state class went bræzy hard in the paint no cap.
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Braden

he’s such a good boyfriend even though he can get on your nerves. he laughs at everything even if it’s just stupid and he’s really funny. Braden is very adorable and you feel very comfortable around him. he brings the best out of you. just please cherish every moment you have with him because when you lose him, it’s gonna hurt.
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Bradey

A guy who cares a lot about other people. He doesn't base his friendships and relationships on how someone looks. Bradey is the type of guy that is everyone's best friend. He is also a laddies man. Every girl is hanging on his every word. And often flirts as often as possible, even if it not intentional. Bradey loves music, and very ridiculous things. He is so sweet and will never let someone fall between the cracks and if they do he helps them back up. Usually has long blondish brownish hair that he is nagged to cut, and brilliant blue eyes. Bradey is one of the dearest friends you can ever have.
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BOY : Bradeys here.
GIRL(S): OMG BRADEYS HERE!
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Bradey

A person who always leaves you on read & swears a lot
hoe: hi

Bradey: *leaves you on read*
hoe: oh ok
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Bradee

The hottest girl you will ever meet. She is funny and outgoing. You will want to be her best friend and make out with her all the time. OMFG She is like the sun.. so HOT
Dude be cool Bradee is coming
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Bradenton

Home of walgreens, super walmarts and 7-elevens that are open 24-hours a day and sell alcohol. The crime rate in Bradenton is rapidly moving up as are the number of deaths due to drug overdoses. This town is known for hard partying and hard drugs that easily accessible. Crazy, hot BAD GIRLS are abundant round herre and gangsta wannabe white boys are all over. You can find dirty cops hiding out all over the place waiting to pull you over, search you for no reason then take your drugs and use them for their own pleasure. Drug Dealers sittin high on their Chevy's are found on almost every street. Everyone knows everyone and if you live here you know not to fuck around in Oneco or Samoset. Unless you're a TRUE gangsta don't cross over to the East side of Bradenton, where many drug deals go bad and drive by shootings are happening more often. If you live in North West Bradenton you are most likely an upper class white family. The best thing about this town is it is only a few miles away from the gorgeous Gulf of Mexico on Anna Maria Island. Stoners run rampid and white owls and phillies sell out at convenience stores on a daily basis. Lil Wayne is most popular music around here. Some of the hot spots include, The Lost Kangaroo, Bada-Bings, Peek A Boo, The Distillery, and Applebees. Overall this town is pretty boring, which may explain the growing number of drugs, drug dealers and crackheads. If you are just moving to this town, I can guarantee you will get sucked into the drug world VERY quickly, as it is an extremely profitable way of life down here.
Bradenton:"Meet me at the habib store."
by Smizzle Dizzle August 21, 2008
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