Bradenton

Home of walgreens, super walmarts and 7-elevens that are open 24-hours a day and sell alcohol. The crime rate in Bradenton is rapidly moving up as are the number of deaths due to drug overdoses. This town is known for hard partying and hard drugs that easily accessible. Crazy, hot BAD GIRLS are abundant round herre and gangsta wannabe white boys are all over. You can find dirty cops hiding out all over the place waiting to pull you over, search you for no reason then take your drugs and use them for their own pleasure. Drug Dealers sittin high on their Chevy's are found on almost every street. Everyone knows everyone and if you live here you know not to fuck around in Oneco or Samoset. Unless you're a TRUE gangsta don't cross over to the East side of Bradenton, where many drug deals go bad and drive by shootings are happening more often. If you live in North West Bradenton you are most likely an upper class white family. The best thing about this town is it is only a few miles away from the gorgeous Gulf of Mexico on Anna Maria Island. Stoners run rampid and white owls and phillies sell out at convenience stores on a daily basis. Lil Wayne is most popular music around here. Some of the hot spots include, The Lost Kangaroo, Bada-Bings, Peek A Boo, The Distillery, and Applebees. Overall this town is pretty boring, which may explain the growing number of drugs, drug dealers and crackheads. If you are just moving to this town, I can guarantee you will get sucked into the drug world VERY quickly, as it is an extremely profitable way of life down here.

Bradenton:"Meet me at the habib store."

by Smizzle Dizzle August 21, 2008

bradenton

tiny city located on the west coast of america's wang. if you are old you are here to die, if you are young you tell people you live in sarasota.

"I heard everything in Bradenton smells weird!"

by blairr August 12, 2006

The Braden Evasion

Created by Braden the Braden Evasion is when u signal one way and turn the opposite way.

There is no record of this maneuver ever being successful

Oh no! We are being followed. You should try pull out The Braden Evasion we might lose them.

by Braden Desrochers November 22, 2007

Qrow Bradwen

A character in the web series RWBY. He is often referred to as Druncle Qrow by the fandom. He is a serious alcoholic and needs to seek help and a therapist for all the b.s. he has to go through.

Person 1: What do you think about Qrow Bradwen?
Person 2: #StandWithVic
Person 1: gtfo

by ShippingWars March 12, 2019

Bradwurst

A brad who smashes your girl and gives her the wurst

Yo that bradwurst stuffed anonda (other guy) yeah I wouldn’t let my girl any where near that bradwurst

by Jack mehoff hard November 3, 2018

bradenton girls

Most likely stoners, know how to party, live at the beach. They go to Bayshore or manatee high school. They are wild and always know how to have a good time

If you wanna party hard get you some Bradenton girls

by Potatomelon December 9, 2018

Braden smith

Inventor of bread pudding and epic cheese sauce. Also famous for his famous YouTube channel Bbsmith

I love the Braden Smith bread pudding

by Ye weest May 6, 2019