bortardation

A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.

Your Momma drinks goat milk!...ahem, excuse me, I'm suffering from bortardation.

by Juan February 26, 2003

Botard

is a Bone headed-retard.

Walls don't move botard.

by AnnaSims November 21, 2013

Botard

a retarted individual

Harvey is a huge pidgon faced botard

by Lurkering January 2, 2010

botard

A cross between the words "beyond" and "retarded".

Botard is meant to be used as a noun only. Never an adjective!

Correct Use: I cannot believe he did that! He is such a botard

Incorrect Use: He did what? He is so botarded!

by Sandy, Mel and Jake May 19, 2006

Bowtard

someone who is physically incapable of tying bows. one who cannot tie bows. a person who is physically incompetant when it comes to tying bows.

person #1: dude, can you tie my shoe?
person #2: dude, you can't tie your shoe?
Person #1: no.
Person #2: what a bowtard.

by kyliekins April 3, 2009

Boytarded

Adjective: a description of melodramatic, exaggerated, adrenaline fueled acts of idiocy that are glorified by the male gender. These acts, such as "Death Races in super armored battle cars", "Pimping with 20 women, all double Ds!", "Riding a flaming motorcycle to hell that runs on heroine!" as you will often seen depicted in movies, comic books and video games are aimed at young males to make them feel better about leading their otherwise dull lives, are referred to by this description. Mild negative connotation.

Brian: "Dude! That armor-piercing missile launcher attached to the giant mecha is awesome! Almost as awesome as the blue haired pilot, I want to get on that bubble booty and those gigantic tits!"

Sheila: *rolls eyes* Brian, that is so boytarded!

Example in media: Death Race (the movie) and Warhammer 40K

by D_is_for_daring! February 4, 2010

Botard

Losers who are to stupid to pass regular classes, hense the -tard part, so they go to B.O.C.E.S, hense the -bo part. Most of them are stoners and dont deserve to live.

Dude, you're going to B.O.C.E.S? you must be a botard!

by Botard hater August 29, 2005