Trophy Boaster

One who brags about accomplishments only to have it turn and bite them in the ass, a common occurrence in Fantasy Football leagues.

Upon the conclusion of fantasy football Week 5, Jeremy had won all five of his matches. "Hey guys do you want to see my trophy for five wins!" he proclaimed as he bragged of the leagues chincy award. The rest of the league jeered as Jeremy's ego-meter pegged at "full retard."

Upon conclusion of the season, Jeremy and his team of peons found themselves in the running for another award, the toilet plunger the league had designated as the trophy of shame for last place.

The trophy boaster's early celebration had inevitably set the scene for fantasy football's equivalent of a premature ejaculation, something Jeremy was very familiar with.

by Redrockets December 23, 2010

boobmaster

Someone who is so good at playing with a pair of tits.

Goddamn that guy over there is a boobmaster, he made me cum twice!

by clitsucker24 April 21, 2017

bromaster wordsmith

a bro who is godly at crafting new words to be entered onto Urban Dictionary.

Person 1: "Dude i just thought of another word to add to UD"
Person 2: "You, sir, are truly a bromaster wordsmith. I think thats like the 5th word this week you've added to UD."

by Ebok24 August 24, 2009

Bromaster

The Youtuber Bromaster. Great guy. Games go burr. Subscribing would be a good idea

Subscribe to Bromaster

by Bromastergoburr March 27, 2021

Boomster

An older hipster that likes to stay in the "it crowd" (their words)

That old person's following another lame trend? What a boomster.

by WittyFath3r July 17, 2021

Urban-Boaster

Somebody who posts their name on UrbanDictionary, boasting (lying) about them being awesome, cool, etc.

Guy 1: Dude, I just added my name as a word on UrbanDictionary!
Guy 2: Really? What did you put for the definition?
Guy 1: I said that I am the coolest person at school and I get all the girls! Man, I'm so cool!
Guy 2: I can't believe I am friends with an Urban-Boaster.

by AwfulDarkJedi October 20, 2009

boxster

Silly little car for people who lack the money for a new 996, and the brains to get a used 993. Silly little hairdressers car, ponces only.

Haha, look at the little twat in his Boxster, thinks he's the shit with his entry level Porsche!

by Him November 10, 2003