Bowser

The famed turtle-like creature popularized in such video games as Super Mario Bros, Super Mario Bros. 2, and Super Mario Bros. 3. This is the pre-royalty title of the villian. He lived with his parents until he was 25, brooding on his own inadequacy. When he inherited his rich grandmothers isolated castle located past Koopa infested deserts, caves, and mountains, he decided it was time to look for company. His obsession with Princess Peach eventually led to him meeting Mario Mario and they instantaneously became rivals for her affection. But we all know it is Luigi Mario who does all the work.
What?
No you suck.

"Bowser!!!!! Take out the trash!!!!"

by Luigi Mario May 13, 2005

Bowsersexual

To be sexualy atracted to Bowser, the main antagonist/villain from the Mario (videogame) franchise.

I'm soooo Bowsersexual, I wish he would kidnap me instead of Peach.

by aqua_ December 4, 2015

Bowser

Synonym for boss. Ain't no boss like Bowser.

Bro, been hitting those spreadsheets like a Bowser all day.

As Bowser I be telling these koopas what to do 365.

by cwalkingozzy August 2, 2012

bowser

a koopa that hates mario and luigi and wants peach

Bowser: Bah! i hate those pesky plumbers!, they always ruin my plans! why cant i have peach just once?

by a person that hates mario alot April 13, 2010

corn fed bowser

A large man who makes up for his lack of intelligence with brute strength. Generally from a rural area. Sometimes likes to play football.

That linebacker from Nebraska sure is a corn fed bowser.

by erinalma March 18, 2017

Jew Bowser

The act of saying "give me 'dem coins," like Baby Bowser in Mario Party 2.

Hey you, took my coins you Jew Bowser.

by thatkidaginagain December 7, 2009

Bowser Fetish

The fetish where you dress your mate in a bowser costume and proceed to 69.

Guy 1: Ay dude I dressed my mate as bowser and pounded her.
Guy 2: Dude you have a bowser fetish

by UbermanTopkek September 12, 2016