Bowser

Synonym for boss. Ain't no boss like Bowser.

Bro, been hitting those spreadsheets like a Bowser all day.

As Bowser I be telling these koopas what to do 365.

by cwalkingozzy August 2, 2012

bowser

a koopa that hates mario and luigi and wants peach

Bowser: Bah! i hate those pesky plumbers!, they always ruin my plans! why cant i have peach just once?

by a person that hates mario alot April 13, 2010

corn fed bowser

A large man who makes up for his lack of intelligence with brute strength. Generally from a rural area. Sometimes likes to play football.

That linebacker from Nebraska sure is a corn fed bowser.

by erinalma March 18, 2017

Jew Bowser

The act of saying "give me 'dem coins," like Baby Bowser in Mario Party 2.

Hey you, took my coins you Jew Bowser.

by thatkidaginagain December 7, 2009

Bowser Fetish

The fetish where you dress your mate in a bowser costume and proceed to 69.

Guy 1: Ay dude I dressed my mate as bowser and pounded her.
Guy 2: Dude you have a bowser fetish

by UbermanTopkek September 12, 2016

Bowser

An unattractive woman with overly large (presumably fake) breasts who flaunts them for attention. Of significant importance to the "bowser" designation is the presence of a jacked-up face (too much botox, a dead tooth, a weird mole, leathery skin, etc.) with the pair of obnoxiously large, sometimes veiny or misshapen, breasts which are barely contained in a tank top that's a size too small anyway.

Jay: "Yeah man, the last time we were at the Toledo Hooters we definitely missed their "A" squad."

Dave: "Yeah. Bunch of fuckin' bowsers working that night."

by SandtownHustle January 5, 2011

Baby Bowser

Baby Bowser has lots of variety!!

1)He likes pickled appendixes!

2)He runs the Grease-Pit resturaunt!

3) And he's jealous of the 'rich people' who live in Debbie's old house!

Did you see Baby Bowser harassing that 'rich guy' in Debbie's old house? Damn! He was like "...And you got your HDTV's, your perfect family, your olympic-sized pool, and your kitchen's the size of most people's houses!..."

by Snebulizer/Nih +grr December 10, 2003