Bovine University

Where cows go after "graduating" from the high-density feed lots. The process cows go through to get from the ranch to your stomach. Contains the killing floor. Don't let the name throw you. It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported. Don't feel bad though, if a cow ever got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University"

by Tommy Hum September 28, 2008

Bovine Fecal Matter

Bovine, meaning something has qualities of an ox/cow; bull.
Fecal Matter, obviously is "poop".
When combined, it serves as a lovely way to say "Bullshit."

Also, an abbreviation (BFM) can be used.

Mom: "You're grounded. You should have cleaned your room before you went clubbing."

Me: "Mom, that is bovine fecal matter and you know it."

"Hey, did you hear our football team lost because the ref didn't pay attention? Total BFM."

by eastlakehigh07 October 9, 2009

bovinefecal

pronounced /bɒvɪnɛfəkəl/ or /bəʊvɪnɛfəkəl/.
An adjective meaning "bullshit", especially in a pseudo-intellectual context.
Derived from combining "bovine" and "fecal".

Post-Freudian String Theory is so bovinefecal.

Did you hear that kid speak about socialism? He had no idea what he was talking about. So bovinefecal.

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

bovine handshake

The act of inserting ones hand into a human female's virgina in a handshake type gesture.

I gave her the old bovine handshake.

by beammeupwelshy December 14, 2015

Bovine Pigalities

A cow with a pig personality.

Man, I wish that cow didn't act like a cat, I prefer bovine pigalities.

by QQQQ December 13, 2006

Boice

To be on point, everything, ALL of it or right on time; the opposite of busted.

Girl, that split twerk on the fountain was boice!

by BubbleBunts April 5, 2015

bovine

1. It literally means "like a cow."

1. He smiled and said that she was simply bovine, and she was so dense that she thought it was a compliment! LOL! Can you believe that?

by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010