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al bundy

The epitome of sarcasm and apathy. The feeling of total helplessness in a world of women's scorn, amazonian masterhood, and specials on import beer.
Its a mad, mad Al Bundy world out there, thank god for Bigguns and Girly girl beer.
by Philism dude May 13, 2005
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Bouncy Castle

Rampant sex act, with gnomes and badgers.
Fancy a bouncy castle this weekend?
by CogDer February 27, 2013
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cad and bounder

This phrase is worth noting precisely because it does not belong in this dictionary: it makes sense in a moral universe that has utterly vanished. The last "cad and bounder" died, perhaps, about 1947 (see London Daily Telegraph obituaries for further evidence).

Although they are appropriately linked, the precise meanings differ. A "cad" is one who does harm to a woman's honor or sense of self-worth as, for example, by taking her for a garden walk when he has no intention of marrying her. A "bounder" is a presumptious upstart, seemingly ignorant of, but perhaps merely indifferent to, fundamental norms of propriety.
You, sir, are a cad and a bounder.

A cad perhaps, but no bounder. My family goes back to William I.
by Buce August 9, 2005
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disney bound

At Disneyland, you're not allowed to go in fancy dress if you're over a certain age. Older Disney fans get around this by dressing as the characters in a more subtle way. This is known as Disney Bounding.
I'm Disney bounding as Snow White. I've got my yellow skirt and royal blue top already.
by Pocketsizedwolf July 4, 2015
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Brass Bound Buggery Box

A typically ornate wooden box from the 18th century bound in polished brass. The box usually had a hole for receiving a penis and a handle on the side that when turned, feathers providing auto erotic stimulation to the operator.

Commissioned in 1725 by Peter the Great, a superb box was a gifted to the Danish sailor Vitus Bering before he set out on his historic voyage to prove that Siberia and America were not joined by land. The channel between the two countries was named after him.

Legend has it that the ship's Engineer on the good ship Venus broke his jerry built wanking machine and whipped his balls to cream.
Bring me a boy!!!!.........Blast!
Bring me another boy!!!!..........Blast!

Bring me my Brass Bound Buggery Box, these boys split too easily!
by ergie December 29, 2009
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Al Bundy

When a player on your fantasy football team scores 4 touchdowns in a single game.
My running back just scored his third touchdown. One more and he will pull off an Al Bundy.
by MikeV7297 December 19, 2010
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