boring stick

a person who is so boring their presence ruins any social gathering

dont invite robertson and hit our night out with the boring stick!

by dhrotky June 13, 2018

boriness

It's the boring in its most pure form.

You are not boring, but boriness lives at your home.

by Bruno Laurito Pires January 20, 2007

boricua

Boricua might be seen as a synonym for Puerto Rican.

"Boricua" means native from Borinquen (the island original name). This is similar to "Puerto Rican" which means native from Puerto Rico.

by Leonardo Valentin October 16, 2003

World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009

Bori & Dorka

two wonderful human beings who made this presentation just for you and who are currently in school. we made this presentation about urban dictionary 'cause we had no idea what the heck should we presentate to you guys.

"Wow Bori & Dorka this presentation was AMAZING!!!!!!!"
"Thank you guys for your attention."

by two children without ideas May 5, 2019

wild bordi

a male individual that resembles the primate by the same name, characterized by it's puffed ass, big lips, wide eyes, and bad temperment. Like a bro the bordi has a few key phrases and mannerisms that identify him:

"What?"
"Come on"
Elbows at the waste, with arms pointed outward, with hands fully open and fingers out.

Don't leave food or drink out in the direct area of the bordi unattended.

The wild bordi's favorite food are the 2 for $1 tacos sold at fast food places.

"Where are my groceries I bought and why is my 3 liter sports drink damn near empty?"
"You left your room open, and I guess a wild bordi came by."

by Savage3 July 4, 2008

boring

The people who add serious definitions to words on Urban Dictionary.

Joe:I'm gonna add the definition of Niger.
Niger:A country in Africa.
Bob: Wow Joe you're so boring.

by Dem_Ballerz232 May 11, 2019