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Berklee College of Music

Berklee College of Music is a music school in Boston, known for its top notch teachers and world class graduates.

It is also very overpriced and has very, very few females attending. Fortunately Boston Conservatory is close by which has a very low male population making for...well you know where I'm going with this. Also a very high percentage of students are metrosexual or asian, or both. Metrasian.

Extracurricular activities besides practicing or jamming can almost positively include smoking mad blunts and drinking 40s.

Over all an excellent college.
"Berklee College of Music is the only college where smoking pot improves your grades!" -John Mayer
by patmethenyhasnosoul December 29, 2009
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Charles Barkley

Another ball sack move, squeezing ones testicle til it shines like Charles Barleys bald head
As Johnny walked around the corner their was Jimmie flashing him his charles barkley
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Berklee-Core

A style of music most associated with bands from Berklee College of Music, or other music schools with popular music programs. Common bands associated with the genre include Vulfpeck, Lettuce, Moonchild, and any artist Quincy Jones happens to be working with at the time.

The key sign of BC is jazz/R&B influenced pop or rock music, with a predominant fan base of upper class white kids that think they’re smarter than you because you didn’t pick up on the septuplet phrasing over the hemiola or some other made up mumbo jumbo.
“Yeah, He’s a Berklee-Core guy. Don’t ask him about Snarky Puppy or you’ll end up getting negative harmony mansplained to you two hours later”
by wonkerz May 24, 2022
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Juice Berkley

Juice Berkley is used as a name to scapegoat something incredibly unbelievable, usually in a good way.
Who taught you that?
Juice Berkley.

Juice Berkley killed the dinosaurs and saved the world.

Juice Berkley is juicy.
by Kenneth Eng March 7, 2009
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dirty berkley

(verb)
The act of taking a picture of a girls credit card after you shit on her chest.
Mike: yo that girl was a straight bitch last night
Todd: yeah I know that's why I hit her with the dirty Berkley and ordered a Fleshlight off Amazon nigga.
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Borket

Taken from the Borket Family of Ipswich in Australia who choose to breed internally so their family tree has no branches despite seeking medical advise against incest. Term hence used to describe an incredibly stupid act.
You Borket!
by Craig November 24, 2003
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Berklee College of Music

The best music school on the face of the earth. It is located in Boston, MA. Not to be confused with the other Berkeley in California. Berklee in boston is spelt this way because it was founded by Lee Berk, and the name was just switched around to make "Berklee".

side note: there is an MIT (Mass. Institute of Technology) in boston, and another MIT (Musician's Institute of Technology) in California. So here's how it goes:

Berklee in Boston: Popular Music
Berkeley in Cali: Popular Gen Ed

MIT in Boston: Popular Gen Ed
MIT in Cali:Popular Music

Strange? yes.
Berklee kicks ass, juliard and miami can suck it.
by scuba steve December 30, 2004
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