Boredom Boner

When you are just so bored, that you get a random (usually unwanted boner) The infamous "Boredom Boner" can appear at any time.

Mitch: "Dude... WTF?!?"
Alec: "What?"
Mitch: "You have a boner..."
Alec: "Don't worry. It's just a boredom boner it'l go away as soon as we do something."
Mitch: "Oh cool."

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by Me and Mr. Split April 24, 2011

Boredom Struck

1.) When boredom itself invades your mind. You become very bored, and inactive and turn into a vegetable for 2 minutes.

2.) People do it when they do Friendster surveys.

Man. I'm boredom struck.. help?

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

bordo-boredom

Becoming so withdrawn from everything you soon become bored of your own boredom. Soon after entering the mythical land of bordo-boredom you start to dissapear into a dark and lifeless abyss. Bordo-boredom can be cured by 3 methods.(1) finding something to do, (2) aquiring a steak knife and plunging it 1-2 inches into your wrists/ankles,(3)or by taking two pills of oxycotin an hour before going to sleep.

When I was bored I went through the recycling bin and started coloring over pieces of paper, but once I went into a state of bordo-boredom I simply laid on the ground and let a lawn mower run me over.

by Neptune tOnIcAl January 17, 2009

The Age of Boredom

A long and tediously boring time span in the Urban Dinctionary editor page lasting from January 9 2011- February 20, 2011. During this age , the editor page wasn't working, therefor thee editors could not approve or deny words. New editors joined daily only to be dissapointed by not being able to do anything. The Meebo chat room was however still operating, so some editors made small talk with each other, mainly mindless gossip of why the page wasn't working properly.

The Age of Boredom is finally over!!!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest March 25, 2011

boredom

sucks. the act of having nothing to do. except wordsleep/word

boredom kills.

by sleepisbetter June 12, 2003

boredom

An emotional condition suffered mostly by American teens with too much spare time and little or no imagination or motivation.Most surprisingly,boredom is reported by those with the most privilege and the most options for utilization of idle time.Boredom is not usually documented in third world countries because boredom is replaced by hunger.

The psychologist said the only thing wrong with my daughter is boredom.

by wolfbait51 May 1, 2011

boredom

feeling inattentive and very disinterested in the current environment, also weary from nothing ever happening, your spirit has died off, and the world is conspiring to bring your life to an unprecedented level of nothing to do. Followed by a "couldn't care less" attitude.

Sally, had nothing to do because everything was 1) already done 2) didn't interest her. Thus: boredom.

by brilliantlysimple July 5, 2010