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bordo-boredom 

Becoming so withdrawn from everything you soon become bored of your own boredom. Soon after entering the mythical land of bordo-boredom you start to dissapear into a dark and lifeless abyss. Bordo-boredom can be cured by 3 methods.(1) finding something to do, (2) aquiring a steak knife and plunging it 1-2 inches into your wrists/ankles,(3)or by taking two pills of oxycotin an hour before going to sleep.
When I was bored I went through the recycling bin and started coloring over pieces of paper, but once I went into a state of bordo-boredom I simply laid on the ground and let a lawn mower run me over.
bordo-boredom by Neptune tOnIcAl January 17, 2009
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a wrong way to spell boredom, written because i was bored
most likely to get to this definition your were bored and pressing random button in UD and 50 lionel migrations and 20 drug references later you found bordom
bordom by rawrycots January 24, 2009
the state of feeling bored at work but also wanting attention.
Nikkolidus was bored at work one day so he made a Instagram post “some one save me from bordom? Bordem how to you spell it”
Bordom by Sick_cunt_zyzz May 2, 2021

Bordom Death Syndrome (BDS):  

A death syndrome caused by one's intention to eat when one is bored. It may lead to serious artery/vein cloggings and may lead to sudden death.
Fuck, im so bored lets go eat. Im totally gonna have Bordom Death Syndrome (BDS): in a couple of years.

bordom scale 

ur bordum
my bordum is a 9 on the bordum scale

mine is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 on the bordom scale
Its another word for bored just funnier to say
I'm so boredo you wanna go do something?
boredo by Chrissy Taylor March 12, 2005
my life is filled with bordom, i must go to fairfax high school
bordom by IrishRepublicanArmy November 13, 2003
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