Bootyism is a (quite good) religion, in which it’s followers believe in the booty, twerking, and performing booty popping. It is a monotheistic religion, led by the almighty baddie, Lenny. Lenny is quite special, as he has a triangular booty. That is the only thing that is special about Lenny’s body.
by jackedak May 11, 2023
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Go to a yoga class and look at all the booty. Bootyism gives one a reason to live and strive. Attaining the highest experience of booty: bliss and dissolution of the ego in union with the object of ones desire and ones inner sensuality is to achieve a taste of ultimate liberation and enlightenment.
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Get the bootyism mug.A system of government where rules are dictated by booty. This is usally not meant in the good sense of the word, but in the oppressive ass sense.
Me: Where's my drink?
Her: It was already last call, they not servin'
Me: Bootystocracy. Let's blaze.
Her: It was already last call, they not servin'
Me: Bootystocracy. Let's blaze.
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