snakey booner

A name given to someone who is a bit of a snake and has a secret boner

Josh has a snakey booner

by Larry the sloth February 4, 2017

maggot booner

the maggot booner is an alcoholic drink conspired a few fathoms east of westchesshire at the maggot booner pub by a man named bar keep. it is brewed mostly from maggots and other assorted drinks owned by bar keep, it is commonly drunk by 2x4 Joe and McGintee. Maggot booner may also refer to the pub, ye ol' maggot booner which is under constant attack by blue tigers that swear frequently and drink gin.

bar keep: You London types....coming up here with ur balls or shiny! Think u own the place. Well, u dont own this place. Bar keep does. Ther'll be no flirtinis here. You'll drink what bar keep drinks, a simple, honest fisherman's drink
McGintee: aye bar keep! two o' tha maggot booners it be, right Joe!!

by borris... May 18, 2008

Booner

A booner is a bong hit, usually assiosicated with tobacco (a bacci booner).

Oi Jimbo odds on doing a bacci booner

by BoonerKing November 22, 2017

Booner

When your boomer grandma flashes you and you get a hard erection.

Woah Grandma! That booner hurts so much!

by LivinLegend55 June 27, 2020

Booner

Booner is the act of Smashing or "curb stomping" someone's head in and then eating their brain and other organs that have spilled out, it is typically done by using parts of the skull to scoop out the brain.

"you better back off before I Booner you"

by Boonering April 11, 2024

Booner

A person who lives in Boone, NC.

Jacob is a booner.

by Kylethedumbtubby March 26, 2017

Booner

A booner is simply getting a boner under a white sheet, creating a penis ghost.

You should have seen the booner I woke up with this morning.

by Fuckleberryferry July 19, 2023