biology

an unusual process in which a collection of highly organized atoms try to figure out how they themselves work

Isn't it weird that atoms can contemplate their own existence?Think about it. Biology is fucking weird.

by o'haquille sneal December 31, 2011

boolooloop

Jamaican for "making love". Quote by Monty Norman, Composer of the Song "Under the Mango Tree": 'I thought, it has to be as Jamaican as I can make it and I asked around for various authentic sounding phrases, the names of flora and fauna and so on. Someone told me that 'making love' was 'make boolooloops', which I've never heard since but it worked for the song!'

Underneath the Mango Tree
Me honey and me can watch for the moon
Underneath the Mango Tree
Me honey and me make boolooloop soon

by Brandis13 August 26, 2016

IB Biology

A subject that should be avoided at all costs. Taking such subject may result in ending up in a concentration camp with no windows and no first amendment rights for 10 or more hours a week, depending on how many detentions one has.

IB Biology? Why did you take that class? gg...

by SavetheEstuaries March 5, 2009

AP Biology

A never-ending course of destruction and despair rendering innocent, unsuspecting students in an irreparable state of insensibility and incoherent muttering. This course is designed to produce a free and renewable source of distant cries for schools across the nation. 70% of class time is spent doing anything but biology, including but not limited to: chemistry, physics, making tables, inventing new ways to yell at computers, and, of course, math. All AP Bio students will encourage others to take the course next year, so long as they have not had class for at least 2 hours prior and it is not a lab week.

Student A: Hey, how'd your AP Biology lab go?
Student B: Not bad. I only had 10 plants die this time. I finally have one that lived!
Student A: We were only supposed to have 8 plants.
Student B: AP BIOOOO!!!

Student A: How'd you do on the immune system test.
Student B: 28!!
Student A: Niceee

by Billy Bob Jenkins IX March 20, 2013

Bobology

Shortened name for the Church of the Subgenious.

Bob Dobbs is the enigmatic leader and underlying philosopher espousing the virtues of "Slack"

He seems less ambitious since his conversion to Bobology.

by Bobbert the Bobologist July 7, 2009

It deals with biology

A way to say that it deals with, or is, sex without saying it. Very useful when a shy or inexperienced person is trying to avoid embarrassment. Can also be used to keep the true meaning of a conversation/question from being realized. Biology in this case means reproduction or sex.

1. "It deals with biology." Spock to Kirk. Spock was not about to say 'sex' to Kirk. He was too embarrassed.

2. "I'm not sure what Paul and Ali (girl) did last night, but I'm sure it dealt with biolody," Joanne said to Virgina.

3. "He asked me to help him with his biology! Little did I know that he didn't mean his homework!" - geeky girl

by Sans0uAvecV0us January 28, 2009

biology

a class that requires memory, usage, and knowledge of the full history of words you can't even pronounce

biology= many try, few succeed

dude, biology plagues my existence, now i have to change my major to education! hey, at least i have more time to party now.

by fierychic769 December 26, 2008