Noun; slang for the medical term "micro penis"
An abnormally small penis;
Usually resulted by a medical condition, but can also be diagnosed by that girl you hooked up with and never called back and/or your ex that you cheated on.
Babydick can also be diagnosed by signs and symptoms, which are inclusive of but not limited to:
-Excessive bragging about penis size.
-Unappropriate crotch grabbing.
-Finding yourself only having sex when partners are intoxicated.
-Having never experiencing oral sex.
-Dishonesty about sex life.
-Feeling too much shame to call sexual partners back after sexual endeavor.
-Finding yourself unable to satisfy sexual partners.
-Failed attempts at trying to compensate for small penis with ridiculously large ego
An abnormally small penis;
Usually resulted by a medical condition, but can also be diagnosed by that girl you hooked up with and never called back and/or your ex that you cheated on.
Babydick can also be diagnosed by signs and symptoms, which are inclusive of but not limited to:
-Excessive bragging about penis size.
-Unappropriate crotch grabbing.
-Finding yourself only having sex when partners are intoxicated.
-Having never experiencing oral sex.
-Dishonesty about sex life.
-Feeling too much shame to call sexual partners back after sexual endeavor.
-Finding yourself unable to satisfy sexual partners.
-Failed attempts at trying to compensate for small penis with ridiculously large ego
It is a shame that guy I hooked up with last night had babydick, he was really hot.
Mike probably won't call you back, even though you were too drunk to remember hooking up with him, he has babydick.
Mike probably won't call you back, even though you were too drunk to remember hooking up with him, he has babydick.
by Miss Used Commonly August 5, 2016
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Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.
Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.
Bartender #1: Can you believe this guy? He just came into the bar 30 minutes before closing wearing a Hawaiian shirt tucked into his shorts. He then reached under his pant leg to scratch his balls!
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!
Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!
Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.
by Bandito loves Jaymes October 25, 2017
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When one's odor smells so disgusting it is described as a penis (dick) smelling of a dirty butt hole (booty).
Wow that kid smells so disgusting, just like a bootydick.
Dang! You smell like straight bootydick get a shower!
Dang! You smell like straight bootydick get a shower!
by A-Wow :) February 24, 2010
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by anebg May 13, 2008
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Get the Boondick mug.Babydick is a term reserved for only the biggest of faggots, who are known to use racist remarks and take it up the anus like no other. Only Babydicks have perfected the technique of lying out of the things that they get into by insulting others when they aren't around.
Everybody knows Doug talks shit about everybody behind their backs, why does he have to be such a Babydick?
by babydickisafag February 6, 2008
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Robert stop been a babydick and ask her out already!
dude stop been a baby dick and lets go out tonight
dude stop been a baby dick and lets go out tonight
by Fernando Jaramuzchett January 9, 2009
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