Bensun

An unusual spelling of Benson, indicating that the bearer is unique and usually - but not always - good at rugby or something similar. Bensuns are typically warm and kindhearted, and very gifted with science. They will laugh if you compare them to 'bunsen' burners.

That girl is so lucky to be going to prom with a Bensun. Those are rare.

by SarahTea May 14, 2009

bonsai whiff

When an Asian man perches on your shoulders and farts on your head.

Last one in the pool gets a bonsai whiff!

by yomanbro September 21, 2016

Bongus

Bongus is an adjective that means bad, that’s all! But saying “bongus” is so much better than saying “bad.”

Ugh, I have no time to complete this assignment- this is so bongus!

I ordered chicken tenders, but they were out- how bongus!

by Bongus.is.a.real.word September 11, 2021

Bonduel Beartrap

When you take home two typical Bonduel heavies from Club 117 and engage in some heavy lifting. The next morning you wake up in your trailer with the two behemoths on either side, trapping you in their girth, thus creating the bear trap. You would chew off any body part to get out of there. The chicken grease makes it extra difficult to leave.

Billy Bob: "You sure were drunk last night Josh"

Josh: "I know. I ended up in a Bonduel Beartrap with Peggy and Roberta"

Billy Bob: "So that's what happened to your arm."

by Harvey Hilltopper April 2, 2009

Bonsai Kitty

A HUGE internet prank. some people stated it by posting fake petitions on websites talking about an invention called "bonsai cats" where supposadly young kittens are put in too-small glass jars so they would grow into the shape of the jar. the petitions include a link to a very elaborate fake website, which includes a place to order bonsai cat supplys (FAKE), a disscusion board (the people are FAKE), and pictures (the pics are fake, they never show a completed bonsai cat)
bonsai cats have fooled tons of people, don't be ashamed if you are a victim.
what do do if you were fooled by Bonsai Cats (and you're embarassed):
1)look it up on google
2)check out the website, the clues are all over the place
3)think of the people who crated it (you'll feel less pathetic)
4)it doesn't make you an idiot, the FBI (or something really big) had to investigate it just to prove it was wrong
5)think about who you heard it from: they were fooled too!

but the website DOES have this hella funny link to it that says "I CUBED MY CAT!"
...but thats fake too...

prankee #1:OMG come check this out! this Bonsai Kitty thing! its so cruel!

prankee #2: WTF???!@!!! we better send them a flaming e-mail and tell all our friends!

former prankee: aww you guyz thats a load of shit, look at this, this, this and this...

Prankees: OMG WE'RE SO EMBARRASSED!!!!

pranker #1: dude, we got another email!

Pranker #2: man, these ppl are so pathetic!

by BakeSale May 24, 2006

Bondughful

Used to describe a rare and voluptuous bondugh when seen by someone

Ali: Wow look at that back
Jaydon: That’s Bondughful

by BreakTheRhules March 21, 2020

Bonsincure

Curing ones sins from typically ingesting Sea Water, with a slight amount of sand. (According to native ancestral beliefs KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa has the richest source). One should regurgitate the water for optimal benefits.

You need to get cured. Have some bonsincure.

by Daniel Marabwa September 28, 2020