bonkey

(like wonky or donkey, but with a b)

adjective describing something, someone, or some place that is somehow off or wrong.

indicates that something is shady, suspicious, scuffed, broken, or generally a bit fucked.

"oh, mate, this place is feeling a bit bonkey."

"yeah, mate, i don't feel very safe in this sex dungeon anymore."

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"the hot water in the house is a bit bonkey so you'll have to fuck around with the boiler to get it to work."