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San Benito Garbage Truck

When you attach a dildo to a wall and run backward full speed making a beep beep beep sound. Hoping to impaled your rectum.
Brad was showing that cunt hole Steve how to do the San Benito garbage truck, when Brad got shit all over the wall.
by TISBCO September 13, 2010
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boitoi

I can't go out with you tonight because my boitoi is coming over to make me dinner and then some.
by GrrlTwice October 7, 2011
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Bonitzing

The act of passing out on a flight of stairs with or without alcohol involvement. To Bonitz or Bonitzed
John pulled a Bonitz
Charlie is Bonitzing the stairs
George just Bonitzed the stairs
by krlgol7 December 5, 2011
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Bonino

A slang word used to describe a creamy milk product such as yogurt. This term is popular in western Canada.
Moe indulged himself with some Bonino.

Mike loves his after workout Bonino.
by Jimmyx May 18, 2013
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Bonitis

A disease in which the muscles contract and bones twist in every which way. This disease is exemplified clearly in the cartoon show Futurama in the episode name "The 80's Guy".
I couldn't find the video as an example, but I will quote the guy.

80's guy- "Fry, I'm an 80's guy. Friendship to me means that for 2 bucks I'll beat you with a pool cue till you got detached retinas. The deal will go ahead as ~CRACK~ ~CRACKLE~ UGH!!!! CRUNCH CRACK (and so on). MY BONES! (everyone gasps)"

Fry- "OMG, HIS BONITIS!"

80's guy- "I was so busy being an 80's guy that I forgot to cure it. CRRRRACKLE! My only regret..... is that I have... bonitis. (final crackling to death dies)"
by KageNoShibou January 9, 2008
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Bonita

A Bonita is usually an enchanting, positive, free loving soul. Her intuition is always spot on and you can never keep things from her for too long. She is kind, courageous, empathetic, intelligent and has a great sense of self righteous justice. She makes a great mother if she has children. Her laugh is contagious, she has a great sense of humour. A loyal friend, honest and places a high priority on the value and roles of partnership in any relationship.

As stunning on the outside as she is on the inside, she is said to be one of the most breathtakingly beautiful creatures on this earth. Kind, humble, modest and a lil self conscious at times, her only fault is doubting herself, she is very natural and down to earth, lots of people want to be her friend. Self reclusive and sometimes very quiet, spontaneous and independent.
The opponent is Bonita, yeah.... looks like the perfect woman

Or

Chica Bonita, muy bueno!!
by Kuroineko May 30, 2011
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San Benito backyard bare down

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.
While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!
by Titrsbco June 13, 2011
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