bonzai

When you jump on someones face and you rub furiously with your ass while yelling, BONZAI!!!

Harlan and I Bonzaid Raymond so hard he started to bleed because we ripped his face to pieces.

Connor and I Bonzaid Ray so hard off my pool deck, that he started to cry and said his brain was bleeding.

by Connor G August 2, 2006

Bonzai

adj: wicked cool, perfect even in the details, well coiffed

Bonzai squat form, teammate!

by Richard the Lyonheart November 17, 2016

bouldered out of your bonzai

The extream version of being "stoned out of your tree" Think big stone, little tree, therefore really bloody high.

After 4 buckets, I was so bouldered out of my bonzai that the Fox lineup was amusing...

by mangopeach August 24, 2005

bonzai

the word chinese people or asian in general say before they sumo wrestle

sumo wrestlers ready?
*in a fat tone* yes
BONZAI!!

by 20grand November 23, 2007

bongzilla

bongzilla is a large thingy that looks like that stuff that you find in your bellybutton. not really sure what the cat has to do with it but its involved.

oww, bongzilla bit me

by Peanut April 12, 2005

bonzzai

a drink with a mixture of sodas and extracts and to top it off wiped cream

hey guys im thursty want a bonzzai

by bret March 6, 2004

Bonzai bounce to Hitler's house

Def. 1) To not know where something is, to have no clue

Def. 2) To get high on any drug, especially weed

1.) Chase: Did you see where my pen went?

Bish: Oh I saw it! It bonzai bounced to Hitler's house!

Chase: What the hell are you talking about?

Bish: I have no fucking clue where your pen went

Chase: Asshole......

Ex. 2) Dalton: Hey man, do you wanna go bonzai bounce to Hitler's house?

Cody: What?

Dalton: Go smoke some pot.

Cody: Oh. Hell Yes!

by Cheez Balls June 3, 2011