bengoloid

A smooth brained humanoid who despite having the capacity to reason chooses instead to dwell in a cesspool of cognitive dissonance. Deserves immediate extermination.

Bengoloid sent me another ridiculous piece of right wing garbage media.

by BuddyBuddy420 November 4, 2022

Bongoloid

Smoked retarded by one too many bong hits.

Pass the reefer you chinesed eyed bongoloid.

by Luis V. February 17, 2004

Bongaloid

A giant ass dick. A dick so god-damn long that when you pull down your pants, the girl (or guy I don't judge) gets knocked out by the sheer mass. When someone has a Bongaloid, they deserve the upmost respect and are most of the time kool doods.

Jason: Hey girl check out my Bongaloid
Girl: OH MY GOD IT SO BIGGGGGGGGG

Jason: BOOM BAM !HERE COMES THE SLAM! (only with consent tho)
*Proceeds to Dick slap the girl into the next dimension*
*Girl is knocked out*

by Bengalicious69 December 4, 2017

bongology

Bongology is the study and philosophy of smoking any substance , most commonly cannabis through a bong. Those who practice bongology find new and interesting ways to create/smoke from bongs.

When I was in highschool, my major was bongology!

by Grim Reefage May 19, 2006

bongalow

the adjective form of 'bong', used to describe the event of weed smoking or anything equivalently awesome.

"Dude, Trevor, that's totally bongalow"
"Dude, Caleb, that hit was fucking bongalow. Vicious, man."

by ruggles324 March 10, 2009

bongaloopers

A reference to something that occurs unexpectedly (i.e. "oops").

If someone accidentally knocked all of the sake bombs off the table, they could yell "Bongaloopers," and it would be all cool.

by RamShiv December 28, 2004

Bongcloud

A joke chess opening, the Bongcloud Attack goes against basic principles of chess strategy because White blocks the diagonals of the bishop and queen and loses the ability to castle, putting the king in danger.

The Bongcloud opening will leave your King exposed and block your development.

by Syrio Forel March 9, 2021