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bonfire envy 

When your neighbour gets jealous because your bonfire is massive so they try to make one too but it fails
Neighbour: oh wow look at their bonfire it's huge! I need to make one now!
Me: lol too bad your bonfire is gonna be shit!
Neighbour: damn it now I have bonfire envy
bonfire envy by leshlesh June 23, 2017

bonfire standard 

If perception is that you are belonging to a group that is targeted and harmed, regardless of your true state of being
Though we now know they werent a witch, the perception of the time was that they were of witches. By the bonfire standard, they were equally likely to harmed as if they truly were a witch.

Bonfire Sidney

Someone who acts like immature and jerks off to loil all day, And someone who records voice calls and leaks them to people, and is 17 or older.
Dude, why are you being a such Bonfire sidney? Bonfire sidney headass.
Bonfire Sidney by Asini6 December 22, 2024

Broom in the bonfire 

An old saying used when things aren’t going your way, but you’re resigned to going with the flow.
“When I was younger and confronted with hardship, my grandpa used to tell me, he said, ‘Sometimes you’ve gotta put the broom in the bonfire.’ He was right.”

piss on my bonfire 

British slang.

The art of putting a dampener on someones moment of glory/celebration.

Interchangeable with the phrase "You rained on my parade."
Person A: I got 3As in my exams! Awesome!
Person B: I got 7As.
Person A: Way to piss on my bonfire, bastard.
piss on my bonfire by Espiria June 15, 2006

colorado bonfire

When a bunch of people have a bonfire and dump hella weed in it then get high off the smoke
I got so fucked up at that Colorado Bonfire last night