Bonerizing

Something or someone that makes you get an erection

That chicks ass is bonerizing

by Mr nipple grinder September 19, 2014

bonervision

The act of extending your middle finger in front of an eye and closing the other eye. This may give insight into how a dong crab might view the world from your pubic hairs.

My Buddy: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
Me: Bonervision! Check it out, I can see the world from the base of my cock!

by Liam J November 22, 2007

Bonerific

Its saying "Terrific" but with a sexual meaning

Buddy: "Man, so how was your masterbation time?"
Guy: "It was just bonerific!"

by Jenaltals November 17, 2007

tropical bonerfish

A fearsome killer fish, equally feared as the legendary Kraken. Known for ripping apart ships with its appendage that oddly resembles a boner. In the act of reproduction, the female tropical vajayjay fish always dies.

The tropical bonerfish is the reason why I'm not a sailor.

by somethinglike-fire.tumblr.com August 13, 2012

bonerific

The moment you see something that excites you in anyway.

Stacey's mom is bonerific.

Boy that couch is bonerific.

by Norman November 15, 2003

bonerific

adj. modifying something equally exciting and provoking and as arousing as when a male animal of any species "pops" a boner (a hard yes sensitive penis) when it is ready to get it on or "make love" to another person, animal, or even thing.

1. "The Superman ride at Sixflags is bonerific." (modifying the Superman ride)

2. "That 7-year-old little boy over there looks bonerific." (modifying a 7-year-old little boy)

by rachie April 21, 2004

Bonerific

When something is so unbearably good that you could almost blow a load just thinking about it, it can be considered BONERIFIC.
Synonmyms include, splendid, amazing, great, super, awesome, as well as many other positive emotions.

Man these fish sticks are just bonerific!

Today is such a bonerific day!

by CaptainBonerific August 30, 2010