John Bonham

1. n. Perhaps the greatest rock-and-roll drummer who ever lived.

2. v. To get intoxicated to the point where one vomits in one's sleep.

1. John Bonham was better on drums than Jimi Hendrix was on guitar.

2. Dude, Barron got so hammered last night he pulled a John Bonham after he passed out. I had to turn his head to the side so he wouldn't suffocate.

by sean82fta August 24, 2005

Bondage

Tying up or restraining your consenting sexual partner.
Usually the restraining is done by the dom (dominant) and the sub (submissive) is the one restrained.
Sexually arousing for some, as the exchange of power is exciting, and the helplessness of being bound allows some people to really let go and enjoy themselves. Also, having complete control over a willing partner is very arousing. There are many reasons people enjoy this.

HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH VIOLENCE.
Bondage is often used in conjuction with punishment/pain play, but it is NOT the same thing!!!

He was obviously into bondage, so I tied him up and teased him mercilessly until he begged me to fuck him.

by Inertia July 19, 2004

Bonhamfied

When the state of an object is shabby, shoddy, crappy, trashy or tacky. The word originally came from describing cars and trucks. Referring to the town of Bonham, TX. Play on words, Bona Fide.

If a car or truck has a red hood, a green quarter panel, mis matched doors, and no bumper, then that vehicle would qualify as being Bonhamfied.

by laketrashful January 4, 2011

The Lesbian Bondage Fiasco!

An indie band formed in Owen Sound, Ontario, Canada. Members include Kurtis White (drums/vocals), Cody Zevenbergen (guitar/harmonica/vocals), Steve Seguin (vocals/bastard tea jug filled with rocks/guitar) and Nathan Krulicki (vocals). Their music can be found on their facebook fan page. They were founded after Cody viewed an episode of the daily show in which Jon Stuart told him that he'd be very disappointed if the band was not formed. They believe in mothers as classy ladies and grandmothers as whores.

Have you heard The Lesbian Bondage Fiasco!'s new song, Thanksgiving Fiasco! ? It's so good!

by TheLesbianBondageFiasco December 18, 2010

bundha

bundha is a large vulomtuois booty

"yo that girl is leng and she has a fat bundha "

"yeah, shes peng and got that juicy bundha for days, man!"

by babatunde's eife xoxo December 8, 2020

Bondarchuk's gun

A term used in circles of russian cinema fans in opposite to "Chekhov's gun". If Bondarchuk's gun appears in the plot, it will never be used. Was first mentioned by Russian cinema reviewer "Badcomedian" in the review of Fedor Bondarchuk's film "Prityazhenie" (attraction) as a joke.

-Have you seen that new film about a part of soviet history by Nikita Mikhalkov?
-Yeah, the love line in the plot is definitely the Bondarchuk's gun.

by John Lasley January 7, 2022

James Bondage

To be a suave, attractive character like "James Bond" though with a kinky side during foreplay.

Some fiend on Counter Strike:Source that joins servers and pwns noobs and disappears just as quickly as he came in.

A "James Bondage" person gets a girl a few drinks, thus lowering her whole side of judgement and seducing her into a state of relaxation while ending up raping her to a full bondage limit.

by EliteAss August 30, 2006