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Bolton, CT

a town of many characters, with a population numbering just over 5,000, the town is home to the most reckless drinkers, drug users, fighters, and smart-asses represented in the state of Connecticut
Guy 1: Who were those drunk fucks that just drove by me, challenged me to a race, lost, challenged me to a fight, lost, and then pulled a gun?

Guy 2: Classic Bolton, CT
by TyRen12 January 5, 2011
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Bolton

A small place near manchester. A lot of places in it are 'rough' and it does have a lot of chavs. But it also has a lot of emos, skaters, goths, and a rather large amount of fakes. (girls who wear lots of fake tan and fake boobs ect, and guys who take steriods and sunbed too much.

There are lots of slags in bolton.

The men there are usualy slags too.

A lot of people in bolton still take bubble. wich is disgusting in itself.

You will se a lot of pregnant 13 year olds. and 12 year olds drinking cider on a park.

On the other hand you do get some really nice people in bolton. Its just the younger lot (16 -) that think theyre bad.

Atley bridge is meant to be the 'hard' part of bolton, but you get some complete idiots from there too.

Daubhill is mainly an asian community.
Farnworth is the worst for fake slags and horrible people. men who like to beat up girls. all stuck up. think theyre better than most. Just dont go there!
Great lever, despite its reputation. isnt bad. a lot of old people here.

Celebrities include . Peter Kay, Vernon Kay, Amir Khan. Laura white (x factor)

(source - i live in bolton)
eg 1.
girl 1: i wanna go clubbing, but were only 16?
girl 2: its okay, we can just go bolton, theyll let anyone in!
girl 1: but we have no money?
girl 2: we will just flash our womanly parts. im sure some pervy old men will buy us drinks!

eg 2.
guy 1: dude, i met this awesome girl online!
guy 2: wheres she from?
guy 1: farnworth. in bolton. shes gorgeous!
guy 2: eurgh, forget it, she will be a slut whos after your money, and totaly fake, if you removed all her makeup/estensions/push up bra, you wont be saying shes gorgeous! try a nice girl from bromley cross!
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Jay Bolton

a sweet guy who most girls like but if you don't know him he will come off as an ass. He the kind of guy who you will love to party with and will be there for you always!
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Michael Bolton

The wussy act of saying "I like them all" instead of actually stating a preference, usually because you don't know or don't care about what's being asked.
Dude, I asked her which flavor she liked best but she went totally Michael Bolton on me!
by cr0nky August 31, 2007
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bolton

Bolton (near Manchester) is a dirty, smelly, shit hole of a "multi cultural" town with a rubbish university and a council who don't give a crap about anything.

The majority of the town is occupied by Pregnant Teenagers, Chavs, Council Houses and general idiots.

It still bemuses one how it wasn't granted city status.

The only thing credible about the town is it produced Peter Kay and shamefully that gawky bastard Vernon Kay.
Me: "I need to get out of Bolton pronto or else I'll hang meself"

Me: "The train station has seen better days, it stinks of piss".

Brendan "Yeah, the council said they'd refurbished it, but they only changed the toilet paper".
by tommyhaych October 5, 2006
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Bolton

A city consisting of a large black population, large amounts of drug trade, and a high murder rate. Considered one of the worst places in New England.
What ever happened to Billy?" "He got moped out in Bolton, son of a bitch didn't know what hit him.
by Boltonite June 24, 2011
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St Josephs (Bolton)

St josephs high school a small shitty little box on chorley new road, full of lads that get their hair styled and go on the sunbeds because they are complete pritty boys. Girls who think they are the shit because they have just spent some money on a brand new pair of chinos, and sometimes the people that attend try to throw a party which looks like a new advert for 'the only way is essex' but the uglier version.
Joey's Boy: School was fantastic today

Rivi's Lad: Shut up you STIFF!

Rivington and Blackrod > St Josephs (Bolton)
by TheBadMan June 12, 2011
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