boriness

It's the boring in its most pure form.

You are not boring, but boriness lives at your home.

by Bruno Laurito Pires January 20, 2007

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bobbins

Rubbish.

That's a load of old bobbins.

by Mister_Douve May 7, 2003

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passenger riding shotgun (the front seat) receives oral sex from the driver while still driving. extremely dangerous but extremely pleasurable. recommended on freeways that do not have a lot of curves.

tiffany and john were on a roadtrip, and on the highway john received a bobbin' shotty.

by kristophertz November 28, 2006

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World Championship of Boringness

An annual competition to determine the world's most boring person. Won for the last 4 years by Fishy MacSwell who impressed the judges with his droopy old face, boring Pork Scotch Trousers and his insistence on having a barbecue every day of his pointless fucking life.

Kibbles: What are all those trophies for?

Trace: They're the Porky Scotcher's. He's won the World Championship of Boringness for the last 4 years.

by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle May 24, 2009

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