bobber baby 

A woman wetter than a live well. Dates fishermen, usually multiple at once. Master baiter.

Ronda was a major bobber baby chasing after those rod rangers.

bobber baby by TheRealBLee August 10, 2024

Brown Apple Bobber 

When a guy has his woman bent over the front of the toilet and he's hitting it from the back, just before he finishes, he puts her face in the toilet water to enhance their(his) climax.

I got the brown apple bobber in my girl's parents' bathroom last night

Brown Apple Bobber by Hakuna Memetata October 12, 2017

mud bobber 

The Mud Bobber arises when a male experiences explosive diarrhea into a clogged toilet. The affected individual vigorously defacates into the disabled vessel, further saturating the already dense effluent. In a desparate attempt to banish the maelstrom, our anti-hero foolishly chooses to flushes, whereupon panic ensues as the water level rises to approximately 0.1nm below the rim of the bowl. The Mud Bobber is now complete: The hapless defacator's scrotum repeatedly dips into the fecal morass despite his attempts to maneuver elsewhere.

"Dude...I had the worst mud bobber last night after we had burritos. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FIX YOUR TOILET."

mud bobber by rbowles2000 August 23, 2021

Fresh Bobber 

To obtain a full on erection or a semi induced from a an otherwise non-sexual back rub from your grandma, aunt or cousin. Usually occurs at holiday family gatherings and results in sporting a pup tent and having wait to return to a flaccid state before moving around.

Steven was getting a back rub from his cousin Sarah when they were summoned to the table for dinner. Sarah left immediately but Steven sat around for a few minutes because he needed to rid himself of the Fresh Bobber.

Fresh Bobber by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2015

Watch your own bobber 

-When someone is paying more attention to what you're doing then what they're doing.

-When you're working on something you already know and someone over your shoulder is telling you how to do it.

Bob: hey Bill......you done with that tire change yet?!

Bill: hey Bob....?

Bob: what?

Bill:..........watch your own bobber

Watch your own bobber by lo-ca$h August 20, 2016

salty bobber 

Receiving a blow job while fishing, presumably in salt water and preferably for salmon.

Greg had a great time fishing in British Columbia, especially the salty bobber he received while on the open water.

salty bobber by SaltyDog April 23, 2014

Two Bobber 

Shortened version of "Two Bob Cunt", which is more friendly to a wider/younger/more cultured audience.

That bloke in the cab office... 'e's a fucking two bobber

Two Bobber by Trevor Morris Daniels September 18, 2010