VW Bonnet 

A well-rounded female pubis

As she walked around the swimming pool in her tight bikini many eyes were focused on her VW bonnet.

VW Bonnet by Scanlix April 11, 2003

bointless 

For people who can't spell

Oh Julia, using comon in a sentence is just "bointless"

bointless by Aldo Bonomo April 15, 2017

Pope bonnets 

Big dark areolas

Wow! That woman has big pope bonnets!

Pope bonnets by Pot lid October 17, 2017

Sitting on the Bonnet 

Used to describe a period of time out usually accompanied by intense torturous thinking.
Most commonly at a party where you get some alone time to sober up and decide whether to drink more, attempt to pull a bird or curl up and die.

Yo dude, you nailin' that whale tonight?
Na bruv, I dunno, I've got to go sit on the bonnet I'm battered mcnattered.

Yo bru, are you jacking off in there, let me in, I've got to pee!
Na sorry mate I'm just sitting on the bonnet in here!

Sitting on the Bonnet by Hentsep Renge March 2, 2009

bonnet 

A "bonnet" is British meaning the hood of an automobile.

To access the engine block I was required to lift the bonnet.

bonnet by Blondie May 13, 2005

scotch bonnet

the act of blowing one's load all up in some slut's hair.

she tried to take my dick out her mouf, but it was too late. she got her a scotch bonnet.

scotch bonnet by Sanildris October 4, 2003

bonnet chicken 

Similar to the common insult of referring to someone as a chicken, but taking it even a step further by calling them a chicken that is so particularly needy that they require a bonnet on their head.

Brooke is laying on the beach in sunny Mexico with a margarita in hand but complaining about the wind. What a bonnet chicken!

bonnet chicken by Zizzle December 25, 2018