Bludington

Somewhere in between blud and bro.

A guy that you can count on to do some crazy shit, someone that if asked, would i.e. help you rob an old lady, go with to score some coke, merk someone for you etc.

When pronouncing the word, a fake Jamaican accent should be used.

Hey, bludington, I need you to go and wrestle that cow

Ok bludington, but you gotta ride it after.

by goldspanner October 22, 2011

blud

mainly used in the uk
"blud" comes from bredrin (brother)
or blood brother

blud, doesn't havent to mean a literal brother
more like a friend

"how you blud?"
"safe blud"

by laila-lee October 16, 2005

bludclart

Bludclart/ Bloodclart a Jamaican swear word that is actually another word for "Period Pad". Also it could be used to emphasise a situation.

so in stead of what the "Hell" is this? you could say what the "Bludclart" is this?

by Otaku96 October 20, 2015

bludger

a slacker, or lazy bastard

Get back to work Sean, you lazy Bludger

by Now Penions January 6, 2015

shut up blud

What to say to your fellow gang mates when smoking a fat blunt behind ESK.

You must always say this when you approach a fellow gang man, this will assert your dominance to the other gang man and make I'm look like a little wetty cuz

Gang Man1: Ayoo wagwan blud cuz I heard you been sayin shit fam
Gang Man2: Nah fam I wasn't saying shit ya get me fa-
Gang Man1: SHUT UP BLUD
Gang Man1: Ah safe fam

by plothicornboy123 October 19, 2017

bluedouche

A person that thinks their bluetooth headset is so cool they wear it all the time even inappropriate places i.e., movies theaters, churches, in meeting at work.

Bob check out the bluedouche at three o’clock. Is he really expecting a call durning the wedding?

by Clarkeeeeee January 27, 2009

dole bludger

Australian: Someone who receives unemployment benefits (the dole) from the government but are too lazy to look for work.

Harry had to do work for the dole because Centrelink thought he was a dole bludger.

by Andrew May 13, 2004